1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
flutter like goosedown over my feet.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
Laptop screen.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
House.
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
About 12?
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
1.40.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
House.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
A few minutes ago, to have a cig.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
The tv.
9. What are you wearing?
Pyjamas.
10. Did you dream last night?
Yes.
11. When did you last laugh?
Yesterday? I don't know.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Picture of scenery, pictures of family, a plate, lightswitches, alarm system.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
Yeah but it's gross so I won't go into it.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's better than average.
15. What is the last film you saw?
I'm not sure actually, Aladdin?
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
Lots of clothes, a lifetime supply of cigarettes and alcohol, buy my friends and family things they really want.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
I'm ill.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
Get rich countries to give poor countries enough money to get back on their feet.
19. Do you like to dance?
When I'm drunk.
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
Freya.
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
Nathaniel.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Probably.
23. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
Hahahaha. Um in this fairytale I would ask every question I could possibly think of.
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