1. Grab the book nearest to you, turn to page 18, and find line 4.
"like 'you fan' (oiled rice). This may also remind you of the rice wrapped in lotus leaf or bamboo"
Mmmm Chinese food.
2. Stretch your left arm out as far as you can. What's there?
I can't stretch my left arm.
3. What is the last thing you watched on TV?
How Mad Are You?
4. Without looking, guess what time it is:
Half ten.
5. Now look at the clock. What is the actual time?
10:37am.
6. With the exception of the computer, what can you hear?
Alkaline Trio - Mercy Me.
7. When did you last step outside? What were you doing?
Yesterday, I was coming back to the flat.
8. Before you started this survey, what did you look at?
Another survey.
9. What are you wearing?
Jeans, top, boiler suit.
10. Did you dream last night?
No.
11. When did you last laugh?
Yesterday.
12. What is on the walls of the room you are in?
Posters and jewelry.
13. Seen anything weird lately?
My reflection.
14. What do you think of this quiz?
It's quiz-like.
15. What is the last film you saw?
Erm...
16.If you became a multi-millionaire overnight, what would you buy?
A gecko.
17. Tell me something about you that I don't know:
No.
18. If you could change one thing about the world, regardless of guilt or politics, what would you do?
I'd have everyone fed and watered.
19. Do you like to dance?
Only when drunk/otherwise.
20. Imagine your first child is a girl, what do you call her?
I don't.
21. Imagine your first child is a boy, what do you call him?
I don't.
22. Would you ever consider living abroad?
Yes.
23. What do you want to say to God when you reach the pearly gates?
'Oh, you do exist then?!'
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