I have to admit, I actually laughed at Erin too.....I think a new superhero has been developed......Erin is the "Sexual Frustration Fairy", she wears stiletos, fishnets and leather. She has a cape of red velvet, a whip instead of a wand and she comes flying in to help.....relieve....your "problems".
*Ahem*
That all being said, is there anywhere private you can drag him? Ask him to go to the store with you to get milk and park in a secluded spot and have a little fun?
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