one time, when we were quite a small history class, we had this teacher who was lovely and awesome but occasionally we used to take advantage of her. one day she thought she could hear some people smoking in the girls' loos, so she went to the history office to phone reception. whilst she was gone, the whole class hid in the history cupboard (not even a big cupboard!) and when the teacher came back... i mean, she really panicked.
the next ones are in Sixth form:
another time, we duct taped a boy to one of those office chairs, and wheeled him out into the corridor up to the main hall. head of year = not happy.
then once i remember being in IT and two girls army-crawled into the lesson using plastic straws as headpieces and talking into them, then one of them asked a member of the class (in the middle of a lecture) if she knew where a missing shoe was. the member then replied "check the microwave". the girls army-crawled back out, like it was the most normal thing in the world.
a third time, a girl went into a Sixth form maths class whilst the lesson was in full-swing, and said to the teacher "i'm so sorry to interrupt, but could i just ask Liam if i could borrow his KY?"
can't think of any more for now.
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