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jstme 27-03-2009 06:18 PM

Man jailed over vacuum sex act
 
Man jailed over vacuum sex act




A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced at Saginaw County Circuit Court.
Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles north-west of Detroit.
Savage's lawyer, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.



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Cacoethes 27-03-2009 06:25 PM

okaaaay
*sniggers*

__T 27-03-2009 06:29 PM

Only in America...

Damnation. 27-03-2009 06:34 PM

*Snort*

People these days will shag anything XD

jellytot 27-03-2009 06:57 PM

lol
what an idiot lol

lower than myself 27-03-2009 07:03 PM

Haha! Oh god.

Rawrk 27-03-2009 07:15 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr T (Post 1514647)
Only in America...


Dreamofunity 27-03-2009 07:45 PM

What is this world coming to where you can't even **** an inanimate object in peace?

Shame.

The car wash guy was probably just jealous, the man should have bought his own vacuum.



Seriously though, 90 days is a bit extreme, nothing was harmed and he was probably embarrased enough. He probably has to register as a sex offender now too. I know in Florida, if you get caught peeing outside in public, you can be forced to register as a sex offender.

marc_darkness 27-03-2009 07:49 PM

Lol fail.

Raven 27-03-2009 07:54 PM

hmm. i once saw a midget put a henry hoover on his penis and walk backwards dragging the hoover along.

but it was the circus of horrors eh.

Popple 27-03-2009 08:18 PM

*giggles*

Bitter_Angel 27-03-2009 08:19 PM

ha bit extreme but still funny

I.Heart.And 27-03-2009 09:27 PM

Oh dear.

blondiebear 27-03-2009 10:30 PM

We don't know if it was his first offense of indecent exposure. Otherwise, EWW

flying[star] 27-03-2009 10:57 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Mr T (Post 1514647)
Only in America...

be nice.





*laughs so hard*
wowwww..

Need chearing up, look for STUIPD news story

Tuesday 27-03-2009 11:32 PM

Wow. The punishment does seem a bit extreme though...?

Casper_Fading 27-03-2009 11:46 PM

*snickers*

crazykat 28-03-2009 05:02 AM

Haha!!! what an idiot

Aeg'air 28-03-2009 10:32 AM

There is alot worse things that you could but the punishment here is a bit harsh

whirlpools 28-03-2009 04:43 PM

he shouldn't have done it in public, can't understand why he did. maybe he didn't have a hoover at home, or he pressed the "blow" instead of suck and blew his thing right inside him.

i heard once of a man who went to A&E with a baked potato stuck up his bottom. apparently he'd been cooking naked and "fell" on it. don't know if it was hot or not, and don't know how the hell they got it out.


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