Drinking Bath Oil
 

OK a friend of mine has just consumed some lavender baby bath oil.
She sounds delusional on msn.

I dont know what to suggest?

drinking plenty of water to flush it all out

I told her to do that but she says shes burping bubbles and feels sick!
I said as its baby oil it should be pretty safe tho right?

you would think so yes, but it will still contain some unpleasant things.
drinking water is probably just the best thing she can do!
if it was my friend id tell her to make herself sick, but... sometimes depending on situations thats not always best!
x

Perhas pm'ing a first aid advisor would help. As they can give you a bit more information on it. I hope she's okay.

I really dont know.

i look it up online and it said it can cause serious damage.Probably best to contact a doctor

She says the lavender has calmed her down a little so shes not panicing so much.

Shes drinking neat ribeena and that seems to be getting rid of the taste and sick feeling!

on my professional doctorly advice, i prescribe an Australian Kiss. Will fix her right up...

Sucks to be your friend. Although since you told her to drink it I suppose it's really your fault and you should deal with it.


AD

I was just trying to help her. She said she had been suffering from terrible breath for days and said that toothpaste wasnt working. SO i suggested she try something else.

I never thought she would drink the bath oil! But when she suggested either that or Fairy washing up liquid i thought that the oil would be safer.

Shes drunk virtually a whole bottle of neat Ribeena now and its totally stained her teeth and mouth purple, but she says the taste of lavender is gone now ans shes not blowing bubbles when she burps either.

Thank you for your support everyone.

Thank you Angel Dust for your quick response to my e-mails. Im sorry i sent about 20 but i was so worried.

Matthew xxx

Matthew I hope you are properly ashamed of the damage you have done! Your friend may never be the same again, and it's all your fault. Didn't you think about suggesting something normal like mouth rinse? What on earth made you suggest bath oil?


AD

Shes been under alot of stress and i thought the lavender would calm her down. And the oil would be good for the skin maybe. but as i said i thought it better than Washing up Liquid.

Im really ashamed at what i have done. Im so sorry.

I do hope her wind doesnt smell of lavender. We have a lot of bees around at the moment and im frightened it would increase the risk of being stung.

You didn't think maybe lavender candles were good?

I'm contacting Harley and issuing you infraction points for tip sharing, encouraging SI, and being a danger to others.


AD

whoa *decides not to post for support for what she made Maffew do*

Erin what you made Maffew do belongs on a porn forum, not here. :hehe:



AD

oh my
you have such a warped perception of me... im Essence of Purity

Essence f purity?!?! Nah i think that only come on the posh baby oil. Not the Johnson's ones.

It can cause damage to your insides that stuff; If she feels dizzy or sick make sure she goes to the doctors for a check up.
It's like a chemical if you think about it, It creates bubbles so imagine what it can do to the inside of your body.

Why would you tell her to drink that :S That's a big hazard.

are you being serious?
x

*Gasps*

Matthew!
Ommm...