Calling all Americans
 

So I'm going to America soon for a couple of weeks with the rents.
What things are nice?
What should I try?
I already want to try twinkies as I have heard so much about them, but what else can I add to my list.

Don't get any deep fried twinkies. Ugh.

Go see DC. Seriously. Wandering around the mall (not a shopping mall, but the mall where all the museums are) is pretty nice.

See if you can find a southern type BBQ place with pulled pork and all. That stuff is delicious. Those places generally have the word 'pig' in their name from what I've seen, but not always. I don't know if you have that stuff over there.

Oh! E. L. Fudge cookies are AMAZING. Well, I love them. You should have some. And Oreos. And and and and yeah.

Avoid anyone with an orange wristband!
Avoid any women hanging out of the back of a fire truck!

Eat a 20lb steak!
Get a hot-dog from a street vendor.
Buy a Wall Street journal and read it on the tube nodding and talking loudly on your phone shouting "BUY BUY BUY"

Go to silicone valley and make a porno movie. Not the geek valley!
Count how many people ask you if you know the queen.

Wrestle an alligator.
Avoid ALL Female paramedics!
Buy a gun!
Become a survivalist extremist in the mid-west and marry your cousin whilst planning to blow up congress when the new world order takes over.!
GO ON JERRY SPRINGER!

*wonders at what point the merkins (as bush would say) will start beating on me?*

Poke George Bush with a poison tipped dart in the neck!
Wear your undies on the outside of your clothes and run around pretending you are the next superhero.

Ah the list goes on and on.....

Why avoid all the female paramedics? Some of the ones I've met are pretty nice.

Oh, and Mr. Penguin, I've got actual neighbors named the Merkins.

Oh believe me I will be avoiding all female paramedics.

Amaryllis, its because Aidey is a paramedic.

Bloody wankers.

:plain:

bahahahahaha

She still loves us

*snorts*

I'm american too, but I'm invisible.

*waves modstick* I don't know why, but Aidey suggested that I do this...



(I think she's crazy...)

*stares at Amaryllis* You don't look invisible to me.

That's only because you're special. Er. Or something.

Anyway, yeah. um.

*pokes amaryllis* I seeeeeeee you!!!!

Definitely avoid female paramedics... there's a scary lady who will do naughty things to you... oh wait... why are you avoiding them again... *cough*

i know i know!!! have FUN!

But a more important question... WHY are you going to the states and NOT coming to Aus? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

I'm reporting you lot to the mods for flaming!

ahhh but you love this particular type of flaming... it gets you all hot and tingly...

REPORTS!

You started it!!!

Ahem, mod here. What's this commotion about?

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Aaaaaw its a big flame fest love in. muhahaha.

Did Aidey get banned yet?