I'm not a morning person.
 

I woke early one morning
The earth lay cool and still
When suddenly a tiny bird
Perched on my windowsill

He sang a song so lovely
So carefree and so gay
That slowly all my troubles
Began to slip away

He sang of far-off places
Of laughter and of fun
It seemed his very trilling
Brought out the morning sun

I stirred beneath the covers
Crept slowly out of bed
Then gently closed the window
To crush his f-cking head

I'm not a morning person!


(before anyone gets mean, this is a poem i found on the net that made me laugh xD)

pmsl!!!!!

Hahahahahahahahah.... that explains quite a bit m'dearest Chels ;] lmao

I think i killed this thread, there were many peoples reading while i was writing but now they has gone! :-P lmao

I'm the only one that can ruin things with a mere look =P

:-O No you're not, all me.. me i tell you ;]

*beats Mcfly's "All About You" song out my head with a stick*

Yes, yes it is...erm... lol :whistling:

hehe

thats good

haha!

hehe havent seen this for ages! love it

haha, ive seen this before... it describes me so well
to the point someone read it, sent it me entitled ''a poem written about you''!

Im a miserable ****er till aroun 11am, then ill start to talk to customers



mornings should be banned.:nono:

Haha!! love it

Love it.

i've read that before, tis funny =]

Am i the only person who prefers mornings? :-P

^^

I liked yesterday morning, even though I was up early xD

^ Haha, a lovely text frenzy to start the day ;] lmao

I presume you have little credit left now :-P

I have heard that before, but its good :P

Morning's suck but you get used to them