How long was it till you farted infront of your partner???
 

Well?

I find that the first "openly heard" fart infront of a partner is the first sign that the two of you are completely comfortable with eachother. cus when you first meet there seems to be this unwritten rule that you both try to fool eachother that neither of you actually have any toiletary needs what so ever. A wee is okay, but NEVER a poo and certainly not a fart!

But my god havent you just sat there with your cheeks clenched sooooo tight and the blood vessels in the backs of your eyes ruptiring holding that lil bubble of methane in, wishing they would suddenly need to leave the room or that you need to run off to the car to get "something" to simply releave yourself outside and release that fart, waving your hand behind you so that it doesnt follow you thru the door and back into the room....?


Well i have anyways.....


Ofc once the fart bubble has been brocken so to speak, then its like a licence to conduct an orchesta of rectal gas! The pair of you farting like theres no tomorrow. Pulling the duvet over the others head and trying to kill them by intoxication....etc etc...

So i was just wondering how long was it before you started farting infront of your partner?

errr.... probably about 6 months :P he didn't wait hahahahaha

Never :P I don't even fart in front of my family

hehe.
it was probably like 3 months or something with my ex.

I haven't the foggiest idea. Not something I keep track of. We've also never tried to kill each other with methane intoxication and a duvet either....must be a Brit thing...

anthony's tried to kill me.... i swear... when he drinks home brew (his friends brew their own beer) it's toxic.... He farts and whole countries die... they don't need an atomic bomb... just let anthony loose! hahahaha

Sounds like Steve. I've watched him clear rooms, it's amazing. We've been farting in front of each other since we first met. And laughing about it!

Hahahahahahahahahaha

Why wait?

:D

I fart in front of everyone. =]

My housemate came into my room last night to fart. She's mean to me. =[

Haha I don't think it was long, although I wouldnt go for a poo the first time I stayed over his house lol

I still maintain to my boyfriend that girls don't poo or fart, anyone who tells him they do lies :-p

Ween!!!!!! TMI!!! TMI!!!

Ha I have the whole farting during sex thing too. I was mortified at first but now I just find it amusing.
Luke will fart in front of me but the other night I fell asleep really quickly for about 20 minutes, then woke to discover Luke wasn't there. Went downstairs only to hear him farting in the bathroom because "he didn't want to wake me"!

I allways aim for her head for maximum methane intake.


works a treat.

I had a whole reply until I read Irenes reply!

I can only think of one thing now. What was he doing to make you puke?!?!?! Both Ded and I have had several theories but would like to hear it!

Ok, so I don't know how long it was exactly but anyone who has met us knows that it's no holds barred and pretty much always has been.
We fart AT each other, on each other, under the duvet killings are continuous in our household! And we're not ashamed.
Yes.

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Not just as I didn't want to wake you it was as I'm a good person :p

Lol.
Never understood the stigma of farting. It's just what humans do!
And burping. Burping hasn't been mentioned. We have burping competitions. Not something we decide on, just if someone burps you have to beat it!

I love my Dedly :)
x

Now burping I'm a bit lethal with. I find burping funny and I do it so much I forget when is and when isn't an appropriate time for a big burp!

omg... i am STILL chuckling at ween's reply...

I'm not exactly sure how long it was with my ex. Probably about the third/fourth time we met, but that would've been about 2/3 months from when we first met?