Theresaspiderinmyroom.
 

A REALLY SPINDLY ONE WITH HUGE LEGS.

Helpppppp!
;]

Theresamothinmykitchen.

That's just like loads more worse!!!

*thinks of moth eggs being layed as she speaks*

*shudders*

There'sapuppyinmyloungeroom!

Seriously, I should make a thread about that, coz I dont own a puppy. I walked in, saw the puppy, swore in my head, and just walked straight out.

I hope my mummy bought it for me, I like puppies.

O HAY. I MISREAD THAT. Thought that said 'theresamotherinmykitchen'. Woop

:thumbup:

Kill the creepy bastard!

I can't.
He's hiding in my shoes, that are in my doorway!
He's trapped me the idiot!

I'll need the loo soon, I bet you anything :]

Get some boiling water and pour them in your shoes?
Or take your shoe outside and tip it upside down till it falls out and runs away?

It's a clever one. Those shoes are it's castle.

It's not IN them, it skulking around them, and now I'm trapped in my bedroom D:
I don't like it when you can't see them though.

Then if it's not in the shoe then get the other shoe and squish the little dickmonger!

It's disappeared :O
I don't like it when you can't see 'em.
Bastard.

Well then it's pronbably gone out the door or something, I dunno.
I'd forget about it and go to sleep.. although I suppose there is the danger that it's still in your room and will crawl across your face when you're sleeping ofcourse...

ohhhh, tyvm :D

I needed that mental image (!)
Not sleeping anyway.

Anytime love, anytime :)

Crumple...
Providing offputting images for all phobias.

:D

You know it.

Agoraphobia, what's the problem? It's only sudden death as soon as you step outside that door and onto a road!

Dendrophobia? I really don't see what the big deal is. It's only sudden death as soon as you go near the leafy bastard and a branch or the whole thing comes crashing down on you!

And what's going on with Telephonophobia? I mean.. it's only sudden death as soon as you pick up that electronic bastard and trip over the wire only to find yourself plummeting towards that piece of modern art your god foresaken flatmate made you buy which just so happens to be made entirely out of rusty spears!

But like THAT'S ever going to happen...

ooooh she's bad ;)

I thought I could hear a mouse in the eaves next to my bed so I turned the light on and found it was a giant spider crawling around my posters(making a crinkling noise)

Mangaged to get that one out easily but the next day I found another one and during the chase I accidentally caught it's leg with the glass... made me feel bad to the extent that I looked up whether they feel pain (which supposidly they don't to the same extent as humans due to the lack of noiceptors, which made me feel slightly better... still guilty though!)

I feel your pain.
i was in the shower earlier when i noticed a spider was climbing up the shower, i didn't even have time to wash out the shampoo.
i friggin hate the things, and i'm far to scared to kill them =[

When i was in spain on holiday we found cockroaches in one bathroom and a lizard in the other. I didn't mind the lizard so much but i haate cockroaches, they just really creep me out :p

Ergh that happened to me, i was about 11 and the cockroach was sitting at the bottom of the toilet, i had to wake my mum to kill it for me :(

Also, spiders are EVIL. *shudder* There was a huge one on my shower curtain yesterday, had to get the boy to get it for me. I'm just glad he isn't scared of them too!

Ali xox