maths (for those who hate it)
 

i just get this junk e-mail flying through my inbox i was reading it and it was actually quite good


Lower math:
This equation should be taught in all math classes!


From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

Then:

H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%



and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

But,

A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+ 20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

And,

B-U-L-L- S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.

A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that WhileHard workandKnowledgewill get you close, andAttitudewill get you there, it's thebullshit andAss kissingthatwill put you over the top!

lol i laughed at this.
very good

Hahah that's pretty good infact.

[But I like Maths]

:O LAURA I was just about to post that :O

Haha thats so cool

*runs away because there's too many numbers*

But, yes, it's a good'un!

I sent you that in a email this morning.. lol.. *nods*

haha, that's pretty clever.

lol!

:-)

Read that before :-D

hahaha love it

Thats who sent it *sorry is bit thick* lol

I love that and I love you for posting it :-P

Haha!!

xx

Haha, I was sent that in an email too

dopnt diss the maths, maths is good
i havent read it though
far too tired and ddrink
shall read tomorow!

Funny, but sadly true as well!

haha sorted
doubt it'll pass math gcse for me but nice one laura :thumbup:

*nods*

That was probably me too Kat...

I just send it too all my contacts its easier that way lol...

*scared look*
who LIKES maths =\ lol
*pets alex*

and i must say it amused me, though i read it before lol