Lame Jokes thread :D
 

So i've been thinking off all these really lame jokes! And thought I would make a thread for people to add there own (don't y'all feel special). I've labelled it adult.... because no doubt it will be in the long run :P Hide your answers too!


So JOKES AWAY!!!!!!!!!


Q: What do you call a fly without wings?

Q: What goes black white black white black white....



Q: What is green and red and goes around 100 miles an hour?




Q: What do you find up a clean nose?


Q: What is the last thing to go threw a mosquitos mind when it hits your window?

i shall be the first to add an adult joke.
i heard this at snooker last night. pretty lame and rude.

q - When do women wear undies?
a -
i don't really think it makes sense... but there you go

LMAO! That's awesome!!!!!!!

LOL at the mosquito. u made me laugh!

black and white = hilariously lame
red green red green= graphically lame

but all the same....LMFAO!!!!!

it is indeed the lame joke thread :D

A mummy tomato, papa tomato and baby tomato were walking across the road when the baby tomato got run over by a car. Papa tomato walked back to baby looks down and says "catch up!"

Is it bad I actually want those tats now? :-p

LMAO that's so awesome chels!

i used to be a tree surgeon but i had to give it up as i cant stand the sight of sap..

what do you call a quadrapliegic in a swimming pool

bob


what do you call 2 spanish fireman

jose A and jose B

what do you call a pikey in a box

innit


what do you call a italian homersexual

inuendo

What do you call the tellytubbie with his finger stuck up his bum?

:pinch: you killed that joke.

What did the Spanish fireman name his two sons, Hose A and Hose B.

What do you call a sleepwalking nun?

lol i love the nun one!!!!

*snorts* a pikey in a box.......hehehe

Thats the best joke chelsea

Why do firefighters wear red suspenders?

lol aidey... that's awesome! :D

Haha love it.