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Casper_Fading 24-07-2008 12:33 PM

Three women *funnyness*
 
Three women friends, one in a casual relationship, one
engaged to be married and one a long-time wife, met for drinks after work.

The conversation eventually drifted towards how best to
spice up their sex lives.
After much discussion, they decided to surprise
their men by engaging in some S&M role playing.

The following week they met up again to compare notes:
Sipping her drink, the single girl leered and said, 'Last Friday at
the end of the work day I went to my boyfriend's office wearing a leather coat. When all the other people had left, I slipped out of it and all I had on was a leather bodice, black stockings and stiletto heels. He was so aroused that we made mad passionate love on his desk right then and there!'
The engaged woman giggled and said, 'That's pretty
much my story! When my fiancé got home last Friday, he found me waiting for him in a black mask, leather bodice, black hose and stiletto pumps. He was so turned on that we not only made love all night, he wants to move up our wedding date!

The married woman put her glass down and said, 'I did a
lot of planning. I made arrangements for the kids to stay over at
Grandma's I took a long scented-oil bath and then put on my best perfume. I slipped into a tight leather bodice, a black garter belt, black stockings and six-inch stilettos. I finished it off with a
black mask.

When my husband got home from work, he grabbed a beer and
the remote, sat down and yelled, 'Hey, Batman, what's for
dinner?'

Queen Crabbit 24-07-2008 12:39 PM

Haha!

I hope my sex life never goes AWOL when I get married. I think I'd, like, spontaneously bust from frustration!

PropheticStar 24-07-2008 12:46 PM

Bahahahahahahaha

Totally my kind of joke ^.^

Mandimoo 24-07-2008 04:30 PM

lol x

sparklyshoes 24-07-2008 05:24 PM

:-) hehehe

Animad 24-07-2008 07:50 PM

hahaha

Kangaroo 24-07-2008 09:32 PM

LOL!!

blondiebear 24-07-2008 10:03 PM

Sounds like life in the long-time married lane to me.

Trucktastic 24-07-2008 10:34 PM

snort!! sounds about right!

Loz x

Mandimoo 25-07-2008 12:11 AM

if i did that matt would think his birthdays and xmas's were rolled into one and if i did it more than once i'm sure he'd start demanding it in that cheeky suggestive 'well...YOU know....' kinda way, mand x

RenewedHope 25-07-2008 12:24 AM

lmao!!!

All I'm Living For 25-07-2008 01:14 AM

hehehehe :P

Snuffles 25-07-2008 01:22 AM

Lolzz

akita 26-07-2008 10:00 AM

snorts

Aidee 26-07-2008 11:21 AM

Quote:

Originally Posted by PropheticStar (Post 947647)
Bahahahahahahaha

Totally my kind of joke ^.^

Of course it's your kind of joke, you're the only one here who actually has the stuff to dress up like that! :tongue2:

Yellow 26-07-2008 10:52 PM

so true!!!!


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