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Lil.Monster 26-05-2008 10:36 PM

Funny joke.
 
For some time many of us have wondered just who is Jack Schitt?

We find ourselves at a loss when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt!'

Well, thanks to my friends generous genealogy efforts, you can now respond in an intellectual way..

Jack Schitt is the only son of Awe Schitt. Awe Schitt, the fertilizer magnate, married O. Schitt, the owner of Needeep N. Schitt, Inc. They had one son, Jack.

In turn, Jack Schitt married Noe Schitt. The deeply religious couple produced six children: Holie Schitt, Giva Schitt, Fulla Schitt, Bull Schitt, and the twins Deep Schitt and Dip Schitt..

Against her parents' objections, Deep Schitt married Dumb Schitt, a high school dropout.


After being married 15 years, Jack and Noe Schitt divorced Noe Schitt later married Ted Sherlock, and because her kids were living with them, she wanted to keep her previous name. She was then known as Noe Schitt Sherlock.

Meanwhile, Dip Schitt married Loda Schitt, and they produced a son with a rather nervous disposition named Chicken Schitt.
Two of the other six children, Fulla Schitt and Giva Schitt, were inseparable throughout childhood and subsequently married the Happens brothers in a dual ceremony. The wedding announcement in the newspaper announced the Schitt-Happens nuptials.
The Schitt-Happens children were Dawg, Byrd, and Horse.

Bull Schitt, the prodigal son, left home to tour the world. He recently returned from Italy with his new Italian bride, Pisa Schitt.

Now when someone says, 'You don't know Jack Schitt,' you can correct them.

Sincerely,
Crock O. Schitt

Hannah Montana 26-05-2008 10:46 PM

Lol, thats funny

AbandonedPixie 26-05-2008 10:49 PM

HAHA!

I love it!

Caru y Nos 26-05-2008 10:53 PM

Haha, Brilliant!!! (Y)

all-hope.lost-forever 26-05-2008 11:11 PM

lol!!

-Chelsey- 26-05-2008 11:47 PM

Awesome. =]
made me giggle ALOT.
Cause.. yeah ... I'm cool.

All I'm Living For 27-05-2008 12:49 AM

lol :P i think i'll email this to some of my friends, they'l love it!

soph.

ShyBambi 27-05-2008 01:05 AM

LMFAO omg i cant breathe!! *gasps for air* seriously that made my night XD

risenfromperdition 27-05-2008 08:20 AM

haha! i think it being past 3am makes that funnier than it should be =p

Behind the Smile 27-05-2008 09:02 AM

HAHA,
that's pretty good.

Snow White. 27-05-2008 11:04 AM

*grins*
I've heard it before; but I do still think it's clever actually!

Animad 27-05-2008 11:45 AM

LOL! That's great

Aphelion 27-05-2008 11:53 AM

I am SO gonna memorise this.

Puppet Strings 27-05-2008 11:59 AM

:laugh:

That's so cool.
I've never heard it before!

Cathy 27-05-2008 12:12 PM

ahhaha that's brilliant, thanks for making me smile :]

OutOfTheWoods11 27-05-2008 12:17 PM

LOL :-D

Clever XD

Tears and Rain 27-05-2008 01:45 PM

Hahah that's great (Y)

Crumple... 27-05-2008 03:22 PM

So basically he and his family are quite happy about leading a life full of incest and other such sordid behaviours, pfft.

Dicky T 27-05-2008 03:41 PM

Quote:

Originally Posted by Aphelion (Post 794883)
I am SO gonna memorise this.


Haha, yes, that's what I was thinking.

Dicky!

*Scarlett* 27-05-2008 03:44 PM

lmao!! thats good!


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