If you changed sex for the day......
 

What would you do????


If i were a laydee for the day i wouldnt play with my breasts as you are all thinking.

Actually id want PMT so that i could spend the day eating as much junk and crappy food as possible and being vile to everyone with no trace of guilt what so ever!

1) Get a blow job.
2) Wee standing up.
3) Get a blow job.
4) Wee standing up.
5) Get a blow job.
6) Get a blow job.
7) Get a blow job.
8) Wee standing up.
9) Get a blow job.
10) Get a blow job.

Think that pretty much covers it.

prolly sit watch porn, eat cheetos, drink beer...
OH

WAIT

THAT'S what i do NOW...hmm get back to ya!!!:p
romp

When I'm out exploring ghost towns, water a tree, shrub etc standing up so I don't have to worry about being positioned just so so I don't have to worry about splashing my feet.

Burp in public without having people give me disgusted looks.

Enjoy getting stuff off of the top shelves without having to use either a step stool or barbeque tongs.

Eat an entire carton of heavenly hash ice cream without really counting the calories.

hmmm.....i like this.

i would walk around with my shirt off to get a proper tan.
fart and burp all i wanted.
scratch myself in the obvious place.
race a motorcycle.
spit all i wanted.
have all my friends over to watch the superbowl and get sloppy drunk.
play xbox for hours and NOT feel guilty.
get lipstick on my collar....yep, yep.

:crying: romp stole my answer

what's with all these ladies that are awaiting this sex change before they drink beer and burp and fart all the time? Gee, I do that now.

Now, if I became a man for a day... well. I would want to have relations with a lady, for sure... but I would say the greater portion of my day would be spent running around seeing what things I can stick my willy in.

Doughnut shop! Here I come!

If I were a guy for a day, I would be the most popular guy in the world.
I'd know what to say, do and act like.

All guys should take notes :)

Stand in a mirror and be like "EWWW"
Totally seconding the peeing standing up.
Sex. With a girl and a boy. Doesn't have to be at the same time.
Sex with myself.
Walk around naked for a bit.
Maybe some more sex type stuff.
Have a bit of a wander,see if I got like, treated differently as a bloke.
More sex.

Then I'd want my boobs back for sure.

I agree with both of these.

I also like Chels' answers.

I'd totally pee standing up!

Id spend 14 hours getting ready to go out. Jump into the passenger seat of the car and then when we start to drive away i will take out my mirror and start to apply my eye makeup, and then moan that my partner is driving too erritically for my to apply it properly.

WHY DO YOU GIRLS DO THAT?????

I dunno. I don't wear makeup any more. My husband thinks I'm high maintainence because it takes me 40 minutes to get ready in the morning. He complained about the surface area until I swung my hair at him and said every beautiful strand!

i burp and fart, im more manly than fox :D

but i would love to know what a hard on feels like and to also have a pee standing up.also have sex with a woman.

if only it could be done :(

"i stepped out with dinsdale on several ocasions, he was willing to introduce one to members of the aristocracy and fellow gang members, and whats more he knew how to treat a female impersonator" (ninja will get the quote if no 1 else does , i think anyway)

i think id spend most of the day doing stuff i couldnt possibly post here as i get banned. would be interesting to c what all the fuss about the pmt "myth" (flinches in preperation for on coming mauling)

*chuckles at Chels' list*

I think I'd screw a certain somebody and try peeing standing up and probably end up chopping 'it' off.

[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=C-FDW1shmqA"]YouTube - The Piranha Brothers pt. 2[/ame]

The more i watch, the more i think im related to dinsdale >.<

genius stuff

haha I have thought about this many times before :

IF I WERE A GUY FOR A DAY I WOULD:
A. Blow Job
B. Have sex with a female
C. Masterbate
D. Walka round with the shirt off
E. Eat like a pig
F. Drink beer all day
G. Wear baggy clothes and wash accosinly
H. Pee standing up
I. Measure my penis
J. Be the coolest person in school
K. Have some totally awsome fun whislteing at girls !!!
K.