RYL Horses
 

as i started work this morning looking through the days race cards there some some horses that grabbed my attention that seamed very appropriate for RYL poeple they were

"Medic" in the 2.45 at perth

"Silver Steel" in the 5.05 at perth

and best of all

"Hows she cuttin" in the 4.05 at Nottingham

made me chuckle ill put there results in later.

ps, iim not encourageing any 1 to gamble, i just thought you guys might find the names funny.
px

ooooh, could we set up a vets account?
A huge gambling syndicate of loons. *eyes sparkle*

That idea made me smile! Thats a genius plan!!

none of them even placed lol, glad i dont go with horses i like the name off.

damn - i thought this was going to be some kind of revolutionary thread with horses trying to overthrow camels!!

*blinks twice and walks away*

I think you got that the wrong wat round. The lottery is the biggest rip off ever! Its something like 54/1 for a chance of winning £10.

Surely its far better to put that pount on a 10/1 horse??


Lets get a horse!!! (even tho i hate them)

Horse ick doesn't smell nearly as bad as cat ick. All it is is preprocessed grass. Oh and being stepped on by a 1000 pound cow hurts much less than being stepped on by a 60 pound goat. Goats have sharp hooves!

If we get a vets horse we will have to call it Loon Lightening methinks.

"Good salt lick, nyum nyum"

Horses rock!

alchemyst, that would just never happen!!!

^^ that's good then :-)

depends if you know what you doing and trust me gambling for a living is the easiest most STRESSFUL way to a hard buck, and as far as ISA's go dedpends what sort of return you want on your money.


i think id call my horse "manicnutterfluttercutter" that would have to drive the commentators mad too , hahah

for those who found it amusing yesterday i will continue with any ryl apropriate horses i c runnin today
following from beverly race course

Dazzling Dust @ 2 pm (for all th substance abuse thread people)

Si Belle @ 2.35 pm (self explanatry)

Joinedupwriting @ 3.10 (for my fellow dyslexics)

from fontwell
Jug Of Punch @4.40 (all the AA members)

from great leigh
Payne Relief@ 7.50

from punches town
Fond Of A Drop @ 2.30

Medicinal@ 4.15

Atmywitsend@ 6pm


please rembebr guys these are not gambling tips and im not advocating gambling, i just thought the names where funny, px

Payne Relief hahahhahahahahaha

er, noone will get exactly why i think thats so funny....

Fantastic!! How did Fond Of A Drop do?

What a great thread I havent laughed so much in a while hehehehehe

Okay..so I went & found out myself, because I'm totally bored & if you care to care fond of a drop came in 7th out of 20 riders..

I don't think that could be our horse! Disappointment reigns!

can we make a Vet syndicate with pretend money?
We could start with an amount of lets say £100

It gets placed upon RYL (ish) related ponies and we see if we can make a profit over a week perhaps?

Then with the pretend winnings we buy a pretend horse and enter it into the races also and see if we can become champoin trainers! *wonders if anyone will notice the obvious flaw in this cunning plan?*