so like, yeah, like, whatever
 

Im bored. Long story short. So this thread? Random ramblings. If that worries or scares you please press this escape button-

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Hahaha, thats an emoticon you silly bean. I cant believe you pressed it! For Shame! :tongue2:

Anywho, I have really bad garlic breath. I have garlic toast for breakfast and now i smell like a garlic factory. Lucky garlic breath is so damn sexy, eh?

I have no work, and the office is empty because everyone is at a big two day conference thing.

BUT

I have tasty tasty soups! Its 9:25am too early for soup? Im not hungry, far from it in fact, but yum yum.

Ill try to hold off until ten...

Oh, i completely forgot we're having a catered lunch!

Haha, and we get taken out to dinner tonight at the company's expense. Apparently everyone will be getting tanked. Eep...

Oh, garlic burp, well tasty!

The coolest thing! Its so simple and brilliant! You know how when you have a notty nose, and you pull the last tissue out of the box and think "oh crap, i need more, ARGH!!!!"?

Well, this box of tissues, they made the last ten tissues a different colour so you know when youre getting to the end! How genius is that!

Man

*tumbles away*:roll:

Hahaha I like randomness, but here it's like half midnight so I'm gonna leave you to your boredom and go sleeeeeeeep!

Ooh randomness - the special edition boxset of Monsters Inc and Finding Nemo has pop up ficgures from the movies!

Sleep? Oh, that's so cheeky!

I have a feeling that most people are in bed or going to be in bed very soon. But that's cause you're all living in the past! Psht, get with the times! :p

Monsters and Nemo are both brilliant!

Totally random... totally amusing!
Thank you!

*rolls eyes*

*sings let me entertain you*

*listens to painful caterwauling*

*applauds*

*burps garlicness*

The question is, should I or should I not get tanked with work people? I know they will be, but should I?

Yes of course you should. silly

*Throws stuff*

I have a Flat Cats umbrella which is AWESOME!

But still, think of my footsies!

Edible stuff?

I want those tissues!

Is garlic bread for breakfast breath any worse than cold pizza for breakfast breath? I drink diet pepsi with breakfast. I make jokes that my breakfast doesn't go snap crackle pop, it goes snap crackle burp.

Why the adult label?

I dont see any mention of bums, willies, cocks, fannies, arses, wangs, hooooge whoppers, bee stings, knockers, jugs, balls, nads, butts, brown eyes, hooters or BOOBIES!

interesting *rubs chin* very interesting *rubs some more*

Because I knew an adult lable would entice naughty little pengies. :p

How dare you! Thats penguin entrapment! surely thats against the T&C's of this site and as a responsible staff member Erin you should know better!

SWEATY DEW FLAPS!!! yeah take that!

I went out with my work collegues. Ended up playing "glass for glass" with one girl, then we skulled cocktails and sipped mojitos at my bosses encouragement, lost everyone, stumbled around the city trying to find my way even though i know the area quite well, by myself but on the phone to some poor soul who had to tell me that i was worried about nothing, got in a cab, spent so long drooling over how good maccas would be right now i missed the turn off for Mc Donalds and never got any, got home, drank a big glass of water and went to sleep. Woke up a bit tired, with a tiny headache and thought "gee, i hope i wasnt to bad around my work mates"

Get in to work and walk into my bosses office, who is the State Manager.

"Good morning"

He looks at me, clutches his forehead and says "No, its not"

The poor dear was out partying til after 3am. Haha.

*snorts* he just walked past me, looks at me and declares "i need coke and chips" and wandered off. teehee

You want me to take your sweaty dew flaps? Take them where?

Maybe your sweaty dew flaps and my greasy fish lips can go on an adventure :)

what are bee stings?