O.K. Maybe I Am A Scut
 

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I was in the kitchen with my Uncle. We were both making ourselves a cup of tea. He turned to say something to me and I jumped back. He looked at me with confusion. I thought he was going to put his hot teaspoon on me, but when I went to explain this to him... it didn't quite come out as I would have liked.

I said to him "Oh, I thought you were going to hot spoon me"

As soon as the sentence left my mouth, i realised how inappropriate it was, and started pissing myself laughing. We both go red, and he says "Im just going to pretend I didn't hear that"

*sigh* I dont mean it, honest!

Oh dear and you say that you are innocent!

*cough* comming from the person who claims the smut is out to get her*cough*

hahaha that sounds awesome! i think i'd be so up for that :p

Im not sure what hot spooning is, but i guess its like spooning... nekkid.

and hot

You paint such a pretty picture Irene
Makes me wanna jump right in the sack with you

Where is this maybe coming from? YOU will never live in a smut free world. You create smut with your very presence! You should just accept it and move on... carefully! Wouldn't want you to slip on something... *cough*

Oh my goodness, I remember when I was a kid and my dad would chase me round the kitchen to try and "hot spoon" me. It has never since occurred to me that it could be interpreted in such a manner - have definitely been educated/enlightened tonight :hehe:

you made me do a lol :-D