A Saturday Night Story - presents for teacher
 

It was the end of the school year at a primary school and a number of children had brought in presents for their teacher in Class Four.

First, the florist's son gave her a beautifully wrapped package. She held it above her head, shook it lightly, and said "I think it's flowers. Am I right?"

"Yes" said the boy.

Her next present was from the daughter of a sweet shop owner. She held the package above her head, shook it and said "I think it's a box of sweets. Am I right?"

"Yes" said the girl.

Next came another beautifully wrapped present from a boy whose father owned a local wine bar. The teacher held it above her head and shook it but, as she did so, it started to leak. She touched a drop of the leakage with her finger and put it on her tongue. "I think it's wine. Am I right?"

"No" said the boy.

The teacher tasted another drop of the leakage. "Is it champagne?"

"No" said the boy.

The teacher tried a slightly heftier slurp but, unable to recognise it, conceded defeat. "OK, I give up. What is it?"

"It's a puppy, Miss" said the boy.

Tony.

aaaaaaaah.

excellent.

hahahahahah :tongue2:

hilarious =]

LOL
This brightened up my pathetically bad saturday night :)

hahahah.
that is brilliant =)

URGHH!!!! YUK!!!!!

haha!!!

hahahaah thats amazing:P

Hahaha love it :P

oh ewwwwwwwww lol.

hahahahaha

EWWWWWWW

Yuck!

haha yet ewwww

I must be careful when I get any presents in future :0) Ps a puppy would rock as a present :P

Hahahah!

Tony I love your stories.

omg
cute kid tho

Funny.. but disappointingly gorilla-less... :tongue2:

Reminds me of a boy i used to go to school with. Always used to bring the teacher raisins. So when one day he came in with no raisins, she made a joke about it, to which this kid got all tearful and said 'sorry miss, there won't be any more raisins. My rabbit died.'