A quick hi from the resident nutcase!
 

So, some of you may be wondering... Who the hell is this crazy person? Others, where the hell has this crazy person been? And some, has this crazy person had her baby yet. This is the first time i've been online for ages. And no, the baby isn't here yet. Due to be induced on sunday and i am bricking it. Believe me, you men among us do not realise how lucky you are. Poor j's got that norovirus that's going round, and i'm worried i might have the early stages of it. Just what i need, really. So. How is everyone here? Everyone ok?

hi pheonix...i dont know you but im hoping to get to know the vets people :D
im michelle by the way.
good luck for your birth and hope you are not gettin ill. thats all you need right now.
hope all is ok

Hi michelle! I haven't been on here for about six months, maybe more. But love this place. Just haven't been able to visit much. I'm kim, by the way.

i like it alot here too. offers good support when i have no where else to turn...keep me updated on the baby situation...im all excited even though i dont no u. hope to speak soon kim xx

Will do. Now imagine how i feel! Lol! Nervous doesn't come close!

KIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIM!
*bounces on you*

Oops i forgot bout the baby and the tummy bug so prob not the best thing to do!!!

*pokes your tummy like all the other rude people when they see someone pregnant*

Matt! Lol! You have no idea how annoying the whole everyone thinking they have a right to stick their hands on my stomach has been. Especially before maternity leave in the pub. Nighhtmare.

Awww i wanna touch it too!!!! can i? huh? Huh? Huh??

You had a maternity party in the pub?? wow you hardcore biatch you!!! Way to go!!! I guess wetting the babies head before its born could catch on hehe....

you still doing the childcare course or whatever it was??? Scuse my addled short term memory lossed brain. I can cope with memory loss but OMFG can you imagine if i sufered from mammary loss??? It doesnt bear thinking about. It would simply be awful and id have to die!!!

Ooops spamming your thread. Hmm some things never change do they??? You still in my hometown???

Well, was working there anyway. So it was free squash all night! Watching the funny side of corrie at the mo. I'd be worried if you lost your mammaries as well!

Kim its good to see you about :)

ooooo You have like the best name ever. :yeah:

Heya
Welcome back =D
I didn't know you beforehand but hello's anyways
Good luck with the birth of your baby, hope all goes well

hey im new to vets Rachel (dont call me Rach) but ive put myself in charge of the vets creche seeing as there are so many babies about at the mo

so ill be in charge of ur little one while ur here chatting

Hi Kim, Im Jade nice to meet you.

Oooo good luck with the birth of your baby.

Keep us updated on how it goes. If you want the baby to come before being induced. Bottle of wine, a curry and sex, it worked for me.

Jade xxx

omg remind me never to have curry, wine and sex in the same night. I dont wanna have a baby!!! *shivers*