I'm such a bad liar!
 

My mum gave me 100 quid to spend in her catalogue for christmas but the problem was she couldn't order on the internet anymore without phoning them and giving them some details like her D.O.B.

So I phoned them pretending to be my mum as she hates talking on the phone and he said "D.O.B please" and I said "14.04.88 errr sorry got my daughters DOB in my head there 20.02.54" well I'm not sure if I said 52 or 54 because i always get the year muddled up with my dads |:

Suprisingly they still believed I was Mrs Emmas mummy :D and I sound like a child.

Heh

I don't think they really care as long as they get their money. It's so easy to lie to these people, considering how bad a job I did and got away with it.

My DAD has signed for my mum's debit card before.

She didn't even check. As in, he used his signature with her card. A) He is not a Mrs. B) His signature is a scribble, hers is legible as an initial and surname.

People are stoopid. And haha Sarah.

ha i have signed other peoples cards a few times.
I went the pub an used my mates card once, had to ask to see the sig so i could copy it an they still let me.

However i went for petrol with y dad an ran in with his card while he was in the car. They wouldnt let me pay. stupid sainburys

i have the oppisite problem, if i try to uy too much on my card they wont let me without verifying it with the bank.

and when i joined play.com they wouldnt accept me because i spent over 100 and it was going to my uni adress and not my home one, even when i phoned them up and sent them documents, they still didnt beilve it was my bank account ¬_¬

My Mum always uses my Dad's.

Clearly you aren't, or you'd have been caught out.
:P

Luke uses my bank card.

Because he is Miss Eirinn Veness