An Announcement
 

I know this may seem like a strange choice to some, but I have decided the time has come. I never want to get out of the bath again. I live here now. Please send solidarity in this trying time.

#endbathshaming #livelifewaterlogged #wrinklytoes #takeyourmeds #icantreachthem

I started to panic that you were leaving ryl!
Haven't had a good flounce in a while.

Anyway....what happens when it goes cold? Are you just going to let cold water out and top up with hot?
I don't blame you tbh. The outside world is cold and unforgiving. Now I want a bath.

SO DID I

Also the crisis team would be proud

Also2 why is there no poll?

For reasons I am unwilling to disclose, I had to get out of the bath. Life continues to challenge me.

I aim to be like the captain who lived in his bath in the Hitchhiker's Guide To The Galaxy trilogy, and pledge to spend the rest of my days working out how to keep the water hot without blowing up the boiler or needing to be a billionaire.

There is no poll because my opinion is the only relevant opinion.

Good choice.

I think I read that Winston Churchill conducted many official meetings while taking a bath. As in, he literally had people come into his bathroom, while he was in the bath. And conducted srs bsns war meetings.

Eww, Churchill. No one wants to see that!

But yeah, retreat to the bath whenever you feel it calling.

Lol at stark naked Churchill deciding how to best fight the nazi regime XD in his defense, he probably did need a bath every now and then in spite of him being a very busy vip….

Bath,no. Shower, yes.

YES. I just don’t get the appeal of baths!

Yikes
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#humansoup #noshame #primeministerenergy

My bath isn't deep enough to have a proper soak :( I can't have my whole body under water at the same time. So I just shower as a unsatisfying bath is worse than no bath at all.

I hope Churchill's bath had bubbles for modesty. Or a toy battleship or something!

Mwuahahahaaaa!!!! The thought of naked Churchill attempting to hide his dangly bits with a bath toy battleship XD

I don’t have a bath :(. If I want one, I have to go to V’s house or my dads (which is a bit of a trip for just a bath) BUT I have baths at his everytime I visit so now he asks me ‘do you want me to run your bath’ as soon as I walk in the door

Important information: This also applies to bed.


Is warm.
Is cosy.
Has zero "other people"
Has cats there.

Yes! Except the cats part, my cats have an intense disliking of the bath as that is where they also get baths when they get covered in poo or other unpleasant substances

So bed is prob better tbh.