Misreading Words (might be a bit rude)
 

So I just misread the post your best bits about the old RYL as post your bits. I do this sort of thing a lot. One of my most memorable misreadings was reading a TV programme called Hitler's Generals as Hitler's Genitals. :crazy:

Share if you have any funny misreadings!

Hah! XD This is the sort of thing that I do too but can't think of any examples at the moment... Great thread idea btw. =P

I have done this quite a lot
Can't remember most but I once read 'enjoy responsibly' on a pack of cheese.
I can't remember what it actually said but it wasn't that! XD

It is hard to look back and remember, except for the really weird stuff.

Cheese should definitely be enjoyed responsibly.

I often do this, on purpose for my own amusement :-D

My morning misreading - I somehow thought the washing machine said 'wood' rather than 'wool'. If I was a bit more tired I might have considered dismantling my kitchen table and seeing if it would fit in the washing machine.

Misread this just now from the Distractions thread:


The word should have been bedroom.

Sorry Tamo!

:laugh:

I have a reminder in my phone to get a jigsaw but I keep reading it as chainsaw.

Get a chainsaw instead!! Much more fun. >=)

I suppose I could make a jigsaw with a chainsaw.

It wouldn't be too terrible a misreading if it was a jigsaw tool I was needing.

*runs around like Leatherface*

Hey! Not misreading but mishearing... My boss was telling me a story about something and i was a little distracted by something on my computer screen so was only half listening until I heard him say "he is a constant penis" and I stared at him, thinking WHAT did he just say??!!! And I must have looked confused because he asked me what and I laughed nervously and asked him to repeat what he'd said... "he's a concert pianist"

Haha! Yeah I'm very good at mishearing also!

Reminds me of the time that someone in the local town decided to rename their house to "It's Bol-larks". Presumably there had been complaints as the sign only lasted a few months. Personally I found it amusing.

Love it XD

Word play is fun!

Just had this memory come up on Fb: I saw an article title that said 'Eugenie shares sweet photo with George and Charlotte' and I thought it said sweet potato.

^ I also just read that as sweet potato!

^ so did I!

So did the people that commented on my post on Fb!