Top Farming Tips for Joyful Farming, by top farmer, Farmer Joy.
 

Top Farming Tips for Joyful Farming, by top farmer, Farmer Joy.
Here's how to get yer crops good

1. rice, vegetables and steak
2. homemade faeces

Maggots make for a good snack for the fish in your pond

The fart of a fat cat makes for a good scrumper deterrents

To go scrumping is to go steal local farmer's crops for yourself to eat

No tip sharing allowed ;)

When you fart in the bath, it's homemade bubbles.

I was(sort of still am) excited about having a garden at our new house.

But the flocks of 12 and 8 deer in my side yard make me very unsure.

Harley is reading this bizarre thread. You should come to chat, Harley.