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Write a ryhme about the object next to you
Look to your left and go...
"Mug with a cat On a coaster mat Full with tea And sympathy" your turn... |
Pencil case laying there open
Lots of pens overflowing Multi-coloured like a rainbow Hoping they'll make my revision flow.... Haha, that's rubbish :/ |
On my bedside I can see,
Cups that were once filled with tea. Empty now they've all been downed And now they sit in one big mound. ^^; I think I need to clean my room >< |
Glass of wine
I'm glad your mine Oh how yummy Happy happy tummy |
The white chocolate bar by my bed,
Belongs in my stomach I said, It tastes very sweet, The very nicest treat, Now I feel pretty well-fed |
So fluffy and blue
I lay my head on you Pillow the color of the sky I fall asleep and dream to fly |
Camera you're my place of rest
Through whom my vision works the best Through your lens, perspectives gained Your images on my mind engrained When I cannot face the day, Behind your mask I hide away Captured time within your grasp The sense of hope to which I clasp Each image teaches me to see With crisper eyes of clarity Contorting time, we waste our day To face this life in our own way |
I ask the nurse nicely if we can go for a fag
but you'll have to hang on 'cause I can't find my bag |
It's sunny all on my windows
Music is heard from outside A music for yokels and bimbos Loud and aggressive beside |
It's warm, yummy and makes me smile,
I hope to make it last a while, I enjoy my gigantic mug of tea, It won't be long until I have to pee. |
Alas, my tea has come to an end
So long my tasty comforting friend I greatly look forward to my next cup It has the ability to cheer me up. |
All my little nephew'a toys
Everything to be a boy Pile of books and blocks and trucks Left beside me all a-muck! |
Lipstick on my paper cup
Nurse just asked ''what is up?'' ''My coffee has gone cold'' I said ''Well have another then go to bed - It's 3am and you have therapy tomorrow'' Therapy. The place to express my woe and sorrow |
Nothing ever on TV.
Nothing here to watch for me. A thousand channels and nothing on. What the heck is going on? I should really go to bed. I'll play a movie in my head. |
Oh look theres my glasses.
Pick them up and sniff molasses. On my fingers i smell poo Cant be poo im upperclass Its just chocolate from out of my ass. |
The mouse had a glass,
So the cat told the class, To amass. |
Sat in a chair holding a sock
Swivel about and look at the clock Could have been more daring said the clock to the sock I butted in and said hurry up now And then whos there oh no its a cow A cow said sock a cow said clock The cow just mooed then flew off with its flock. |
Dirty diapers, nasty smell
Doesn't ever go too well. Squirming kid and smelly poo I wish I could potty-train you. |
Oh my mini tablet device
Covered in smudges and smears One day you will burst into flames But will i shed any tears. |
You, dust on my furniture,
Which I have to wipe it, Tell me if I'll ever cure This procrastination habit |
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