What would your computer tell you if it could talk?
 

Wouldn't it be great if all our computers were capable of conversations with us? But what would they say?

Mine would say, "I cost 2500 dollars, was 2011's most advanced engine, and have two terrabytes of memory, and you spend 98% of your time with me SURFING THE INTERNET?!! Design some CGI or something!"

Mine would say "hook me up with EmmaChristine's computer"

Mine would realize you just made this thread to brag about your computer.

"Why am I always on the floor?"

"Don't worry, what you've Googled stays between us"

Stop leaving me on all the time.....Well if you wont listen then Im just going to randomly switch off when youre doing something important. ENJOY!

"Stop calling me baby and stop stroking me when I have a hissy fit"

This too! Hahaha.

"Stop procrastinating and do your university work"

'porn again? im capable of so much more'

"If you keep kicking me i refuse to work"

Pornography is illegal in Korea, so everything is blocked. I'M SO SAD.

Mine would probably say "Please let me retire, I'm too old to still be working. Also, you have awful internet whcih doesn't work and you all moan at me all the time."

"Get me out of the attic"

I feel rejected ever since you got that new phone. Lonely...I'm just so lonely...

^ Haha, mine may chuck that one in too..

Your dog is trying to kill me. PROTECT ME.

Beat me to it.

These are amazing. :)

Enjoying this thread very much!

Mine would probably say "REALLY?? Seven million tabs open ALL the days? And stop nomming over me, my keyboard doesn't like cookies".