This is the ultimate riddle!!
 

K, so i was in the bath and just thought this one out.
Here it is:

What am i?




Gonna be impressed if anyone gets it.

65%Oxygen
18.6%Carbon
9.7%Hydrogen
3.2%Nitrogen
1.8%Calcium
1.0%Phosphorus
0.4%Potassium
0.2%Sodium
0.2%Chlorine
0.06%Magnesium
0.04%Sulfur
0.007%Iron
0.0002%Iodine
And some trace elements.

If you want to be pretty technical about what you are.

Good attempt! And i suppose its kind of true, if your thinking of me. But it wasnt what i was after

the bath.......nakies.......and soapy :P

Please dont give the game away, but thats the answer. Try to gues first if youre gonna, i dont like people who spoil it

I still think my answer is the best :P

Your answer is lovely. In fact you both show some lovely lateral thinking. Have a sticker

Thank you :)

Haha, I spoiled it for myself but that is pretty cute. XD

I always liked this one -

"What goes around the world but stays in a corner?"

A naughty child on a plane :tongue2::laugh:

Hmm... A question? :P

A human? :-/

OOh oooh - You aaarrre CLEAN!

... I don't get it :blush:

You are now someone who washed away natural oils of the body vigorously.

or

Someone who doesn't want to get out of the bathtub because who the hell does?

You are a naked person, wet and covered in soapy suds...
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I'll be right over! :laugh:

You are a riddle.

*goes to peek*

lol..

IT'S PIKACHU!!!a