WOE FEST
 

I just ate porridge with soya milk.
I am allergic to soya milk.
My lip has swollen up, and is generally quite unhappy.

Discuss your sympathy below.
:violin:

Here is a cup of sympathy \_/ would you look at that...it's empty :P

Shouldn't have been stupid enough to eat it.

That's your own fault then if you know you're allergic :P Maybe you're just doing it for *gasp* attention?!

*sympathy*

I suggest poking it with a pin to deflate it.

This is.. Alas so woeful I cannot find a way to express deepest sympathy.

Now.

Where do I send the flowers, condolences, and eh get my jumper?

Do you look like a jellyfish right now?
Please say you do

Maybe you should post in the First Aid forum, probably get more sympathy there.

I've sent you my sympathy. Due to the fact I can only afford to send it via Royal Mails 2nd class post it won't reach you till the 23rd January 2012

I lol'd, sorry.

I'm so triggled by you all. God, you're so mean!
*flounces off*

You should write about the meaness in a rant thread, although you're so brooding and deep no one would get it anyway, and then resort to making a thread in serious :)

And make your rant thread really pretty with different colours, underlining and different sized fonts :)

and these brackets [] because they're the most important

And and and a title thathasallthewritingwithoutspacesbecausethenpeople willlookatitmore.

and writing like this

ps I know I'm a hypocrite, it's my thing

EveryoneHatesMeIJustWantToDisappearIntoABallOfWoe

yes, that shall be my title.

And then when you think people aren't looking at that rant thread anymore, make a new one, or just have two :)

and make a note to count hugs, if you haven't got many hugs it's obvious your title isn't emo enough, use really emotive language about your lip pain, maybe compare it to the general pain of being such a fragile being in such a harsh world :laugh: