need help coming up with band names *_*
 

so the title says it all really... but me and some friends are thinking of getting a sort of light alternative rock band together. stuck on names though... this debate has been going on a week now. so wondering if some of you lovely peoples could help?

would be very much appreciated :)

Gay for your mum.
Evil Pete's sh*t band.
Gay for your dad.
Gay for your gran.
Rats on speed.
Penis von Lesbian and friends.
Mr fu*k lips's face hole.
Orgasm.
Hello.
Your band name here.
I heart sex.

Sorry they are a bit sh*t but whatever.

My favourite.

loving them :hop:
keep them suggestions coming in :D pwetty please

I had sex with your girlfriend last week.
Dick and the balls.
I can see you naked.
We like men.
I heart c*ck in my bum bum.
I love this bands name.
I sex you up for dollar.
Three prostitues and a monkey.
The tw*ts and clunge.

I will think of more soon.

we were the unquiet mind until we found out it was a book about bipolar.
i'd quite like something with a similar sort of feel though?

The Smiths


Don't think anyone has nabbed that name yet...

Spinal Pap

"I met her on Monday t'was my lucky bun day"

This band cry lots.
I heart emo.
My bleeding tears of sorrow will stain your shirt sleeve. (Just to loosely base it on my mate's forum name.)
I kut you into kubes for screwing me. (Just to loosely base it on my mate's other forum name.)
I love masturbation.
I saw you wank.
I heart blood.
I heart maiming and slaughtering.
I want to kill you.
I am really sad.
We french kiss dogs.
I wear my heart on my sleeve and not in my chest so I'm a bit dead really.
Emo forever.
We are the original emo kids.

I hope these are more along the lines you want.

I am literally sat here crying at all of your suggestions, Flem. Especially this one;

"I wear my heart on my sleeve and not in my chest so I'm a bit dead really."

Fan. Tastic.

Thanks! ^_^

I do try.

Slayer Kitty (like Sleater-Kinny but cats are involved)

I Don't Mind (cause it sounds indie)

Obscurity

Ships in The Night

Some kids I know wrote random words in two columns and numbered them then rolled dice. You could try that if you guys can't decide.

Seams of Your Dreams
The Mind Unravels
Voices Screaming
Hear Me Out
I Should Have Known
Do You Mind?
Unwritten Thought
Eating My Words
Tell Her
Because Of You
Do You Hear Me Now?
I Need Help, But I'd Never Admit It.
Something With A Twist
Asking For Trouble
What I'm Looking For
Mysterious Stranger
Holding On
My Addiction
My Wonderland
Thunder Cry


Hope this helped(: Don't know if any of them are very good, but hope they help inspire something.

Go to Wikipedia and click 'random article' and use whatever comes up as your band name. Works surprisingly well most the time...I just tried it and got 'Crossing sequence' which isn't too bad!

Tea & Biscuits.
We love Pot Noodles.
Booze and Fags.
Booze and Kebabs.
Girls with no bras on.
Boys with little dicks because we wear such skinny jeans it restricts blood flow and now we can sing really high-pitched.
If we wear skinny jeans and bend our knees in time to the music whilst playing guitar, we'll look good.
Knee deep in clunge, LOLJK, we like dick.

You win the stupidbandname game! Or you at least tie with me. :]