really i'm not
 

I am not a crocodile

I disagree.

Yes you are.

I heard you were too. A huge one with sharp teeth......

You're right, you're really an alligator.

Good to know

I'm a rabbit.

No, you're an eyeball.

Every time I look at your avatar I can't help but think 'Mmmmmmm, rabbit pie.'

Put me in a pie and I choke you...........

Noooooooo *Runs and hides behind a teddy bear* I promise I won't make no rabbit pie :)

AWWWW c'mon out. Ya big softie. :)

Yep, I am a big softie lol. If Chard the alligator comes for me I'll set my teddy on him :)

There's no such thing as crocodiles.

That's because they're really unicorns in desguise *Nods sagely*

Never smile at a crocodile!
No, you can't get friendly with a crocodile;
Don't be taken in by his welcome grin;
He's imagining how well you'd fit within his skin!

(I really shouldnt know that by heart)

I have a video of myself singing this. I know... no comment... :whistling:

We Need To See The Video!!!!

Never smile at a crocodile
Never dip your hat and stop to talk awhile
Never run, walk away, say good-night, not good-day
Clear the aisle but never smile at Mister Crocodile