Have you ever...
 

Eaten a live insect?

Maybe when asleep, but never purposely.

Have you ever been in a helicopter?

No, I have never been in a helicopter.

Have you ever fallen off your chair in class or at work?

Does being thrown out of my seat in an Ambulance going 65 MPH count?

Have you ever eaten a non-food item as a bet?


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Sure. It can count.

And no, I have never ate a non-food item as a bet, or at all.

Have you ever caught your hair on fire accidentally?

Nearly - it started smoking but we caught it.

Have you ever spent hours looking at dust floating around in the light instead of doing something that you should be (like revision, writing an essay, cleaning etc)?

Yes, yes I have.

Have you ever sprayed air freshener, body spray or some similar good smelling spray stuff in a room and then found that a lot ended up in a cup you had sitting around when you went to take a drink?

Not a cup but was using that Oust stuff in the kitchen before and some landed on my sandwich, does that count? It still tasted ok..

Have you ever burnt your ear using hair straighteners?

I haven't but someone burnt my ear with them for me!

Have you ever broken a window?

Nope.

Have you ever drunk lots of water, needed a wee and then laughed so hard you wet yourself?

Nope.

Have you ever noticeably passed gas in a crowded room?

yup.. :pinch:

Have you ever hit someone so hard he/she felt?

Yeah...heh, my bad...

Have you ever gotten scared crossing a bridge?

I don't think so.

Have you ever set your alarm for PM instead of AM?

nope i dont think so

have you ever drank something then laughed so hard it came out of your nose?

Yes

Have you ever eaten dirt?

when i was a kid, it was all i ate

have you ever fallen over nothing?

yes

have you ever fallin up stairs?

Only as a kid..

Have you ever banged your head on the wall?

yes

Have you ever turned up drunk to school?