A dilemma...
 

That age old question has come once again...
silky muff?
Fluffy muff?

How to decide??
Once again, I turn to you lovely members in hopes of some help in not feeling all alone in this problem I am having. I feel I am in need of your perspective/opinions on this rather weighty matter.
I know no one here can take the place of a trained professional. I'm just looking for persoanl experiences.
i will ctc a professional if it becomes necessary.
I know i can trust in your experience and personal experiences.
Thank you so much for helping to clear up this ever-present confusion.

hmm this is a tough one i will give it a think and let you know *steams at ears while thinking*

Well It Has to be MITTENS for me. Im Smitten by a good Mitten!

However when it comes to Muff id go silky every time! I mean fluffy is fun but silky is sexy!

How do you survey a muff? Do you use a theodolite?

What is a Muffbutton? I want one! NOW!

What happens when i push it?

*pokes the Muffbutton*

Is a muffbutton a fabeled place like that g spot place thingy?

Don't you remember Irene?
It amde all the newws...the infamous 'g-spot expedition'?
Sadly, some men were lost along the way

I dont think mine had such a button.
I used to get awful tangled when changing quickly.

EEEIIIII
tangled muff strings...
>.<

why you should always trim your muff strings
sfaety first, remember

I should have gone brazillian
but then would there be any strings?

hmmm...
*thinks*

perhaps irene would know?
She was launching a study...

ha, a muff with no strings attached! now theres an offer I cant refuse!

^^ thats the spirit
*missed kimbalumfrothybum*
You're right, Irene..it IS fun to say out loud
*chants*

I pressed a button and got tangled in string please help

try to remain calm.
You should NOT have pushed the muffbutton...unusual thing can happen.
The strings should relax shortly...

Duff, was it a certain time of the month when you pressed that button to get all that string?

but i can't stay calm it's trying to kill me

dam muffbutton