Worst jokes ever
 

Do your worst.

doctor doctor i feal like a coconut?
well your bounty

whats black and white ,black and white, black and white, black and white?

a penquin rolling down a hill

How does Bob Marley like his doughnuts?

Wi Jammin..

why did the tomato blush?
cause it saw the salad dressing


What do you get when you cross a rooster with an insomniac?

A **** that stays up all night!!

Man goes into a shop and says "have you got frogs legs?"
Shopkeeper says "yes"
Man replies "well,jump up there and get me a tin of peas"