Politically correct terminology.
 

[Disclaimer: Contains humour. You have been warned, therefore nothing is my fault. k? :whistling:]


Alive - Temporarily metabolically abled.
Bald - Follicularly challenged.
Blind - Photonically non-receptive.
Body odor - Nondiscretionary fragrance.
Cheating - Academic dishonesty.
Clumsy - Uniquely coordinated.
Cowardly - Challenge challenged.
Cowboys - Bovine control officers.
Dead - Living impaired.
Fail - Achieve a deficiency.
Having PMS - Cyclically challenged.
Ignorant - Factually unencumbered.
Lazy - Motivationally dispossessed.
Loser - Uniquely fortuned individual on an alternative career path.
Old - Chronologically gifted.
Really Big Nosed - Nasally disadvantaged.
Unemployed - Involuntarily leisured.
Worst - Least best.
Wrong - Differently logical.

And my personal favourite..

Ugly - Facially challenged.

Have you been taking notes? :D

Haha. Excellent!

Living impaired - lolz.

Clumsy - Uniquely coordinated.
Wrong - Differently logical.

HAH

''Ugly - Facially challenged.''



waiiiitt a second..when did you meet me? :cry:

Hahahahahahahahahaha that's good :)
I like the Living Impaired one :)

:laugh: Love it (Y)

like it!

challenge challenged. lol

Nasally disadvantaged? LOL Love it!!

Involuntarily leisured. That is awesome, I shall have to start using that.

I love!

Ah true wisdom at last!

Love it :)

haha!

Favially challenged <3

Haha are these true?
Haha.

I remember in A Level English our teacher came in with a true list. One of them was Housewife - Domestic incarceration survivor. That always made me laugh.

hahaha

*chuckles*

Those are funny :)