Virtual Psych ward!
 

I just had this dumb idea...

I've twice been in a psych ward. Scary f'ing place sometimes. There were some good and bad sides to a psych ward.

Good: You were safe and you didn't have to worry. People there understood you.
Bad: You're locked up (my biggest beef). And everybody there were in for bad reasons.
Bad: When the ward was full. They couldn't always accept patients or even if it wasn't full, they refused patients because they didn't believe them or gave them the old's "You should know better"

So, what I propose, is that we have a virtual ward. This is for the people who aren't feeling well or unsafe to check in (hopefully) at least daily. Just to give us an update.

I know that some of of you won't be able to update because of lack of convenient internet access but give us an ETA of your next post.

Please don't mind my spelling mistakes.

This isn't my forum. It's yours. Feel free to add anything or to just to tell me to shut-up.

Be good, be safe,

Take care,

D'

(written by Demonic 2004)

*walks in, grabs duvet and sets up camp in the corner*

*Takes the other corner with a beanbag and a duvet*

You ok pet?
*hands you your cake and tea from next door*

Ah, thankies, for that.
I just want to curl up in the corner for a bit.

*tucks you in and keeps an eye on you to keep you safe*

*checks in for duration of exams*

You are lovely Mathew.
I think exams should be banned Chels, they cause too many problems.
I have to say i think RYL psych services are better than NHS ones! (may have just had a psych app this afternoon, think i'm staying in my corner for a while).

NHS sucks!!
I am so totally denying that i might end up working within the NHS!
22week mininum currently for counselling services lol.
Oh well. I shall come sit in her for a bit to me thinks!

I just received a consignment of new improved ultra soft and safe duvets, blankies and pillows! they come in all colours and theres more than enough to go round!

*cuddles chelsea*

*steals 2 duvets and 20 pillows and falls asleep [dribbling, of course] on Matthew and Kim*

*takes a blankie and a few pillows to her corner and settles back in*
Is chels alright?

*sits in the middle of the room rocking back an forth*
*starts singing if your happy and you know it*

*Hides under duvet*

*walks round tucking everyone in and singing along with Kim*

*gets out a big story book and reads*

"Once upon a time there were four princess's called tabby and chelsea and kim and aimeee. They all lived in a great big castle on top of a great big hill and were the prettiest princess's in the whole kindom. One day........"

*snuggles up with everyone else and awaits more storey*

You do realise you're going to be stuck with making up this whole story now aren't you?

I well feel like sucking my thumb, but I don't have my dissy so I can't.

:(

Dissy????? wha dat?

and of course he is going to make up the whole story! arnt you????
*stamps foot*

Dissy was my cloth I had with a lable I'd rub my thumb/fore-finger on to go to sleep. [Name originated from me saying "I want diss [this]".

Doo-Doo was my sister's dummy.

I didn't have a doo-doo because I sucked my thumb.

Once upon a time there were four princess's called tabby and chelsea and kim and aimeee. They all lived in a great big castle on top of a great big hill and were the prettiest princess's in the whole kindom. One day the four princess's awoke from their great big soft comfy beds, got up and wandered down to breakfast. They each had a huge slice of cake, a mug of tea and a glass of juice. After breakfast they all went back to their rooms with a hooooge box of chocolates; just liek the ones you see in old films, snuggled back into their duvets and began chomping whilst watching their favorite films on their princess DVD players. Of course because they lived in a nagical land ALL the chocolate was calorie free and it allowed them to eat as many as they liked! The princess' were.....

Ah right. i had a silky bobo. (which was my mums underskirt hehe)
An a fav teddy an a dodo. yup.

Aww me want some cal free chocs!!!

Omg my bro is obsessed with the silky tabs on clothes. he even had a little cloth with about 20 tags on it that he rubs to get to sleep!!! he calls them taggies. Its sad cus hes 25 in two weeks!!

DOO DOO is a word for poo!

chelsea you are a dissy rascal!

*snuggles up wanting more story*
I am going to have to suck my thumb too.

Thumb suckage is the best.

*curls up in duvet*

Can I have a hot chocolate and someone to tuck me in please?

You can snuggle up wit me instead of being tucked in if you like.
Just watch that Matthew dosnt end up sucking your thumb. You neverknow where hes been.

Once upon a time there were four princess's called tabby and chelsea and kim and aimeee. They all lived in a great big castle on top of a great big hill and were the prettiest princess's in the whole kindom. One day the four princess's awoke from their great big soft comfy beds, got up and wandered down to breakfast. They each had a huge slice of cake, a mug of tea and a glass of juice. After breakfast they all went back to their rooms with a hooooge box of chocolates; just liek the ones you see in old films, snuggled back into their duvets and began chomping whilst watching their favorite films on their princess DVD players. Of course because they lived in a nagical land ALL the chocolate was calorie free and it allowed them to eat as many as they liked! The princess' were just finishing off their fifth box of xhoccies when there was a loud knock on the door!

They jumped to their feet and peeked through the keyhole. Outside stood and officious looking man in a bowler hat and stripey trousers. He was short, but rather plump with ruddy cheeks and a waxy moustache. He was wearing a name badge that read "Professor Green - head of chocolate research, development and recruitment for the hiring and firing of chocolate tasters and testers" (it was a rather large name tag as you can imagine).

There was an air of excitement as the princess's giggled with glee and opened the door forgetting they were all just in their jama suits! The portly gentleman took off his hat and bowed.......

YAY
Pick me!! Pick me!!!
(and i do often open the door in my jamas. hehe)

Ooh, is he going to chose us?!
And what's wrong with opening the door in your jamas?

Hi, yeah I would like to request a single bed in a padded room for the forseeable future please.

*snuggles up under the quilt*

*makes kim up a bed in a nice padded room*
What's up hun?

Too much running through my head an i dont want to have to think anymore. Would be easier.
*snuggles in to sleep*

*hands you a squishy duvet*
Sleep might help.

Feel the need to request a corner with a blankie.

Tucks Tabby in.

Thanks kim.
*snuggles in corner with blankie*

I should have cheked in a while ago.

I erm We erm Whoever...not coping. Like, at all.

*tucks Rhi into a nice safe room*

*hides under duvet some more*

*gives chelsea pepsi and chocolate*

*creeps in*
*hands out teddies to all*
*hides in corner*

*hides more*

I don't want tomorrow to come.

:(

Covers Tabby up.
*Cuddles Chelsea & Wraps her up In a giant bubble*
If you dont want tomorrow to come, dont let it, pretned its not tomorrow, but the next day. hehe.

I dont like it :(

3 hours to go.

:/

*wraps chels in soft duvet*
Whatever it is hun, i hope it goes okay.

nearly done :]

*hugs Chels*
*offers her a giant hot choccy*

An hour to go.

*sits in corner and rocks*

Wraps Chels up in comfort and watches over her while she sleeps. :-)

*packs bag and moves in for a few days. In need of understanding and support*