Wait did you just give me a compliment? What is wrong with us??? :P

Ha ha I can imagine asking support worker 'when the postman comes could you just film while I chase him with my dog?

Haha!!
I'll be up for that buttons! :p

Yeah ikr! Compliments all over the place today!

Do it :p

I'll hold you to that.

And when I get arrested for chasing a postman I will cite that I was told to do it by a mentally ill person on a website. That shouldn't raise eyebrows :P

Yeah, I'm sure they'll believe you.... :p

When I end up in a secure unit I'll send you post every single day :P

Please do :p

I never liked you :P

Well **** you too :p

Do you still want that Pride ticket?

Yeeesss!!!

Then I think you need to tell me how much I am awesome.

*grits teeth*
You are so very awesome oh magnificent one!

Evening :)

Thankyou Beckie.

Hello Lillie. Hope you have more genuine affection for me than Beckie :P Just saying could swap the Manchester Pride ticket for you instead of her :P Not to prejudice anything.

Hey Lillie!
How are you?

Noo i wanna go to pride!

I feel whatever I say here will offend someone..... :-P

I shall be mum and say I love you both.

(but totally am up for pride so *bows at feet*)

Naww you're sweet Lillie
But I will defend my pride spot to the death!!

Ha ha if one of you buys me Halle Berry you get the Pride ticket. Go nuts.

*totally not destroying the thread*

To the death.....or how long it takes to kidnap Halle Berry?

That may be slightly tricky!
I can't even afford a train to the next town, let alone go to America (where I guess she is) and then try to kidnap someone which would land me straight in high secure!!

Okay Lillie you are safely in the running. Beckie seriously you are a white female could you not sneak onto a plane to America and steal Halle Berry, put her in your suitcase with airholes and get back?

I'm not expecting much guys, just casual kidnap, boarding a plane illegally etc :P

In other news which Disney should I watch?

I am a white female with a long history of severe mental illness and a criminal record. Soooo yeah :p

Watch Mulan

Ha ha fair point. I will download Mulan. Currently stuck Little Mermaid on though.

Little Mermaid is good too!
Not as good as mulan though

Aww damn you Beckie now I want to watch Mulan.

You could watch mulan after!! :-D

Yeah but now you've put it in my head so Little Mermaid will have to wait.

Haha!
So impressionable! XD

*peeks in*

Whaddup zombie!

not much homeslice how are you??

Meh
Bored and hoping to sleep fairly soon!!

Up to much?

just finishing off my ****ing dinner and fannying around on the interweb

and you??

What did you have for dinner?

Just watching Netflix and perusing ryl!

I had pork belly chunks and rice

washed down with a nice cold beer :-D

Nice!

MOANA!!

Seriously why do both my parents require me to converse with them on the same night?! *sighs*

tell them to eff off cos you are conversing with me :-p

Moana is awesome!

Lol zombie

lol zombie- my dad doesnt even believe in internet friends :P

I love all my internet friends!

Me too!

well in that case I don't believe in your dad :-p

Yes they are jellycat!

Morning guys

Morning everyone :) sorry for being useless at keeping up with the chat *shame*

Hey Charlie!
No worries, the chat can move pretty fast!

Hehe yes it can! I enjoy reading it though. How are you?

Hello all.

Hey :)