Jenna also found my dad on twitter!

That was so funny though. I was like ‘want to see something funny your dad tweeted’ and np was like ‘my dad doesn’t use twitter’ but when I asked if his name was X she conceded that it was and I introduced her to her dad’s twitter :P

Oh wow Dawn, I realise it’s kinda how borders work but it’s so cool when you can see a different country in the distance!

I like seeing France when I’m in the south.

You like seeing land over bodies of water

Yes that was a good moment XD I had seen it though because I knew about the post from my work that thought I was a young child!

The sight of Essex has never delighted anyone more

I feel like this needs more explanation.

Also, Jenna is a super dedicated stalker, so be careful np

Oh! Essex from across the estuary in Kent? That is a beautiful view.

If Jenna can see land in the distance over sea, it's France

It is :)

It's ok. She checks in with me when she thinks it's going too far.

I wouldn't say Southend looked like France though...

Try telling Jenna that :')

Or Canvey! Jesus...

I mean, not gonna lie, it's making me feel kinda nice that someone has confused my home county for France... but still...

That is quite nice!

Even I accept that I was pushing it when I told K that the wreck of the old pier just off the coast in Brighton was France

The other places are France for sure though

There are more places??

I saw the Isle of Wight from the mainland when I was on holiday.

Nah, that was France.

Yes! I was going to list the alleged places that people had claimed France was and that was one of them, you’ve got the idea of this =D

I see London isee France I see a pair of underpants.. :p

Is Ireland also France?

What is that from Jen?

No. You can’t see Ireland from the south coast silly.

It's a rhyme not sure where it comes from. although usually you say someines's name's underpants. I decided to not be mean. It's like a playground thing stuck in my brain.

In other news I am ill and frustrated.

Sorry I didn't realise that only places you can see from the south coast can be France! I thought the logic could apply to anywhere on the mainland coast seeing as you were facing the entirely wrong direction in Kent.

It's Jenna's underpants. You can say that Jen. This thread is all about mean at the moment >=)

I'm sorry you're ill and frustrated. I did read your thread but didn't know what to say that would help. =(

Knowing people read helps. I just need to reset.

I don't have capacity to cope with being mean. Too sensitive today about it crossing line from banter into actually nasty. So you can be mean on my behalf np :p

It'll get better <3 Ride it out as best you can for now.

Well, it's probably better not to be mean anyway. Banter is a tricky thing to get right on the best of days!

I don't need an extra helping of mean but thank you XD

Trying to ride it out without breaking down.

Just tempted to go into a swearing rant like the religious girl in Paul when she discovers she can swear

I have never seen Paul.

I'd quite like to see your bleeped out swearing rant. =)

Assing hairy boobs poop farting buttholes **** a roo that was the best titty ****ing sleep I've ever had

Direct quote

That was disappointingly not bleeped out enough.

I'm gonna try Blink 182's "Family Reunion":

****, piss, ****, ****, ----------, mother****er, tits, fart, turd, and ****

Oh my. I fear the editing wrath of Jenna already... =|

This is delightful, you guys are excellent

I felt too much shame and edited!

Or daisy may cooper in one of the games in taskmaster. Even one word that was beeped out of the late night version XD

Oh I liked her on Taskmaster! Can't remember that task though, what did she say that was so bad?!

C word, i assume. Literally all other 4 letter words (part of the task) were uncensored

Is the c word really worse than the others? o.O

In Australia no. Here yes. C word is one swear word I actually won't use.

It's definitely one I don't use often and take more seriously.

Why is it ok in Australia!? o.O

Australians stereotypically use it as punctuation / as a bit of a friendly insult. Bit like wanker is sometimes used here.

Ah I getcha.

Night NP. I am going to try and sleep and hope my brain lets me. Hope you feel better about whatever you do or don't do in your day tomorrow.

Goodnight! I'm willing good relaxing brain vibes your way.

And thanks, we shall see what tomorrow holds! =)

*drafts stern PM*

Morning you sweary people. I've got horrible stomach ache.