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Buttons. 22-07-2018 06:29 PM


Originally Posted by Jellycat (Post 4182282)
I am always willing to accept random seeds (legit ones of course)! Lol

Just give me your address and I'll send you some awesome seeds. Okay that sounded WAY WAY creepier than meant 0.o

Buttons. 22-07-2018 06:33 PM


Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 4182285)
I appear to be sporting Bellatrix-esque hair today.

That is NEVER a bad thing!


Originally Posted by Jellycat (Post 4182286)
Wonders what these seeds will grow up to become? :shocked:

Ha ha I may have to go to a garden centre, get something really random, send it without the name on the packet and let you see :P

Buttons. 22-07-2018 06:37 PM


Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 4182290)
Mr J said it suits me.
Not sure what that says about me...

It says that people who suit Bellatrix hair only need to kidnap a leprechaun take it to Sussex and teach it Swahili to get a good night's sleep.

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 06:37 PM

You people are strange

one_step_closer 22-07-2018 06:40 PM

*walks in with face covered* Not risking any face jokes on me!

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 06:43 PM

Jinxie you're meant to be on my side!!!

Wise choice Lindsay

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 06:49 PM

Haha!! No worries :p

Buttons. 22-07-2018 06:56 PM

Yeah but Jinxie wants to get a good night's sleep which is why joining me on a trip to New Zealand swimming the ocean on pandas dressed as Pokémon characters practising our Japanese. Although by PM I did just insult Southerners again so....

Lins your face is lovely, you have nothing to fear.

Tbf I'll just shove it in a postbox and you can do the explaining Jelz, so think I'll be the one VISITING you in jail :P

Buttons. 22-07-2018 06:57 PM

Also you all need to shut up I'm trying to get out for a cigarette and also watch a horsey film so shush!

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:00 PM

We don't get to dress up, the pandas do, oh my days. But mine will be a Charmander, how you dress your panda is your choice.

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 07:00 PM

I despair

And charmanders can't swim. They are a fire type and if its tail goes out then it will die!

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:01 PM


Originally Posted by Jellycat (Post 4182317)
Cough, cough, cough, cough, cough.
Did you say hoarse?
Oh, sorry, it was horse. :laugh:

Worst.joke.ever. *steals your panda*

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:01 PM


Originally Posted by Cacoethes (Post 4182319)
I despair

Well I did warn you not to look in a mirror :P

one_step_closer 22-07-2018 07:01 PM

Horses can't talk so you can't be missing much Buttons. They're probably just galloping about the place.

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:06 PM


The fact that I couldn't make a cake to save my life may be a problem in this plan-do you reckon if I order one from Greggs they would insert the nail file for me?

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 07:06 PM

I don't even know whats going on anymore

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:08 PM


Originally Posted by Jellycat (Post 4182326)
Haven't got a panda.
I've got a black and white cloud pet cat though which might pass as a panda, if you squint.

I've only got a mad part Alsation part mystery Sandy/tan sort of coloured dog who may be closer in size but not so much in looks so we may have to break into a zoo and get some real pandas (the crime plan level in this thread is ever rising :P) Then hide them until our panda sized Pokemon costumes arrive via ebay/amazon/whatever.

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:11 PM


Originally Posted by Cacoethes (Post 4182328)
I don't even know whats going on anymore

Did you ever? Really. Yeah it started with Jinxie and I PMing about cures for insomnia and naturally progressed from cuppa soup to Pokemon pandas....the veg thing is at least partially your fault and the reason Jelly is going to end up in jail is I DIDN'T SEND HER TURNIPS.


Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 4182329)
Oh, I thought we were dressing up as Pokémon. I'm sad now, I wanted to dress up as Togepi.

My panda says it wants to dress up as a pandacorn.

We could dress up too. Just to confuse things. Pandacorn sounds amazing. I have to be really lame and stereotypical and want to dress as Pikachu.

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:12 PM


Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 4182331)
And when we break into the zoo, we can liberate ALL THE ANIMALS!!!


Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:18 PM

Nah we'll just tell the animals take a minute off with their suits and mingle, and we can casually pop into Greggs in ours, politely ask the staff to hide nail files in cakes, briefly visit Jelly and give her said cakes, then take our Pokémon costumed animal fleet to New Zealand. Although I do want to go via Italy as I do like their food and culture...

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:20 PM


Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 4182336)
I like this plan. I can also teach them a smidge of Finnish.

Right that changes everything. So Same plan as I just outlined, except after animals have mingled and we have visited Jelly looking entirely normal in our constumes we will instruct the animals to come close to the prison fence to learn a sprinkling of Finnish from Jelly as a reward for waiting while we went to Greggs and organised the cake and nail file.

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:21 PM

Oh my days I've lost track, had it in my head Jelly was the one teaching them Finnish.

Well I think this has finally gotten out of hand with that one confused detail.

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:23 PM


Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 4182342)
I like the idea of a hoarde of zoo animals just causally mingling on the High Street.

We can pop to Italy on the way, I do like pasta and I'm sure they'd be accommodating of our fleet.

As do I on both pasta and the idea of zoo animals mingling in the High Street.

Of course Italians will welcome our fleet. They've experienced more insanity than that, they had Silvio Berlusconi!

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:25 PM


Originally Posted by Jellycat (Post 4182344)
Oh great! Leave me to take the wrap for a mere pack of turnip seeds.

Well! I'm right back affronted now!! :shocked:

THEY WOULDN'T BE TURNIP SEEDS THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. They would be MYSTERY seeds. See why I trusted Jelly with that part of the plan and not you?

*shakes head*-I just can't find the staff

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:27 PM


Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 4182346)
Finally gotten out of hand??

I think it got out of hand about half an hour ago, Buttons! Your madcap plans are why I adore you, though :p

And you think this is out of hand for me *shakes head* you have a lot to learn. Right I am going to temporarily retreat to my horse film, thankyou and good night *bows*

Buttons. 22-07-2018 07:28 PM


Originally Posted by Jinxie (Post 4182348)
It's okay Buttons *pats* Hulk is looking pretty good right now, huh?

Never -_-

one_step_closer 22-07-2018 07:33 PM

I am going to transport myself into Buttons' horse film. Stir things up a bit.

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 07:34 PM

Looks like it's safe to come back in now you've all settled down :p

one_step_closer 22-07-2018 07:38 PM

I think they had all eaten too much sugar. Hyper.

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 07:42 PM

Seems like it!

Aubergine 22-07-2018 07:42 PM

I have no idea what just happened.

one_step_closer 22-07-2018 07:44 PM

How are you doing Aubergine?

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 07:46 PM

I'm not entirely sure either Aubergine!

Aubergine 22-07-2018 07:46 PM

I'm ok.

How are you?

Aubergine 22-07-2018 07:46 PM

Glad it's not just me!

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 07:51 PM

We do have some lovable weirdos in this thread!

one_step_closer 22-07-2018 07:51 PM

Everything was a whirlwind.

Calm down Jelly! :tongue2:

one_step_closer 22-07-2018 07:51 PM

Are you including yourself in that statement Beckie?

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 07:52 PM

Well, I'm definitely a weirdo, not sure about the lovable side of things! :p

one_step_closer 22-07-2018 07:55 PM

I think 100% of the people that use this thread love you.

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 08:02 PM

That makes me happy

Aubergine 22-07-2018 08:04 PM

I love you.

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 08:41 PM

Love you too guys! <3 <3 <3

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 08:53 PM

I'm glad you could join us!!

Buttons. 22-07-2018 09:54 PM


Originally Posted by Cacoethes (Post 4182372)
Well, I'm definitely a weirdo, not sure about the lovable side of things! :p

Yeah weird, but hate you. Then again I'm the one who has subjected myself to Manc Pride with you late August which apart from a rainbow related murder threat kind of disproves the hate :P

Cacoethes 22-07-2018 09:55 PM

You love me really!!

I'm going to bed now guys
Night night!

Aubergine 22-07-2018 10:20 PM

Night Beckie.

Buttons. 23-07-2018 06:16 AM

Morning all :)

chinahorse 23-07-2018 07:53 AM

Morning :)

Got my week off to a good start. Going to be late to work :/

Cacoethes 23-07-2018 09:02 AM


Hope you got to work ok Lillie

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