Just give me your address and I'll send you some awesome seeds. Okay that sounded WAY WAY creepier than meant 0.o

That is NEVER a bad thing!

Ha ha I may have to go to a garden centre, get something really random, send it without the name on the packet and let you see :P

It says that people who suit Bellatrix hair only need to kidnap a leprechaun take it to Sussex and teach it Swahili to get a good night's sleep.

You people are strange

*walks in with face covered* Not risking any face jokes on me!

Jinxie you're meant to be on my side!!!

Wise choice Lindsay

Haha!! No worries :p

Yeah but Jinxie wants to get a good night's sleep which is why joining me on a trip to New Zealand swimming the ocean on pandas dressed as Pokémon characters practising our Japanese. Although by PM I did just insult Southerners again so....

Lins your face is lovely, you have nothing to fear.

Tbf I'll just shove it in a postbox and you can do the explaining Jelz, so think I'll be the one VISITING you in jail :P

Also you all need to shut up I'm trying to get out for a cigarette and also watch a horsey film so shush!

We don't get to dress up, the pandas do, oh my days. But mine will be a Charmander, how you dress your panda is your choice.

I despair

And charmanders can't swim. They are a fire type and if its tail goes out then it will die!

Worst.joke.ever. *steals your panda*

Well I did warn you not to look in a mirror :P

Horses can't talk so you can't be missing much Buttons. They're probably just galloping about the place.

Lins. It's Black Beauty. OF COURSE THE HORSES CAN TALK.

The fact that I couldn't make a cake to save my life may be a problem in this plan-do you reckon if I order one from Greggs they would insert the nail file for me?

I don't even know whats going on anymore

I've only got a mad part Alsation part mystery Sandy/tan sort of coloured dog who may be closer in size but not so much in looks so we may have to break into a zoo and get some real pandas (the crime plan level in this thread is ever rising :P) Then hide them until our panda sized Pokemon costumes arrive via ebay/amazon/whatever.

Did you ever? Really. Yeah it started with Jinxie and I PMing about cures for insomnia and naturally progressed from cuppa soup to Pokemon pandas....the veg thing is at least partially your fault and the reason Jelly is going to end up in jail is I DIDN'T SEND HER TURNIPS.

We could dress up too. Just to confuse things. Pandacorn sounds amazing. I have to be really lame and stereotypical and want to dress as Pikachu.

AND TEACH THEM ALL JAPANESE, SWAHILI, AND PURELY BECAUSE I KNOW A BIT OF IT BSL!

Nah we'll just tell the animals take a minute off with their suits and mingle, and we can casually pop into Greggs in ours, politely ask the staff to hide nail files in cakes, briefly visit Jelly and give her said cakes, then take our Pokémon costumed animal fleet to New Zealand. Although I do want to go via Italy as I do like their food and culture...

Right that changes everything. So Same plan as I just outlined, except after animals have mingled and we have visited Jelly looking entirely normal in our constumes we will instruct the animals to come close to the prison fence to learn a sprinkling of Finnish from Jelly as a reward for waiting while we went to Greggs and organised the cake and nail file.

Oh my days I've lost track, had it in my head Jelly was the one teaching them Finnish.

Well I think this has finally gotten out of hand with that one confused detail.

As do I on both pasta and the idea of zoo animals mingling in the High Street.

Of course Italians will welcome our fleet. They've experienced more insanity than that, they had Silvio Berlusconi!

THEY WOULDN'T BE TURNIP SEEDS THAT'S THE WHOLE POINT. They would be MYSTERY seeds. See why I trusted Jelly with that part of the plan and not you?

*shakes head*-I just can't find the staff

And you think this is out of hand for me *shakes head* you have a lot to learn. Right I am going to temporarily retreat to my horse film, thankyou and good night *bows*

Never -_-

I am going to transport myself into Buttons' horse film. Stir things up a bit.

Looks like it's safe to come back in now you've all settled down :p

I think they had all eaten too much sugar. Hyper.

Seems like it!

I have no idea what just happened.

How are you doing Aubergine?

I'm not entirely sure either Aubergine!

I'm ok.


How are you?

Glad it's not just me!

We do have some lovable weirdos in this thread!

Everything was a whirlwind.

Calm down Jelly! :tongue2:

Are you including yourself in that statement Beckie?

Well, I'm definitely a weirdo, not sure about the lovable side of things! :p

I think 100% of the people that use this thread love you.

Nawww
That makes me happy

I love you.

Love you too guys! <3 <3 <3

I'm glad you could join us!!

Yeah weird, but hate you. Then again I'm the one who has subjected myself to Manc Pride with you late August which apart from a rainbow related murder threat kind of disproves the hate :P

You love me really!!

I'm going to bed now guys
Night night!

Night Beckie.

Morning all :)

Morning :)

Got my week off to a good start. Going to be late to work :/

Morning

Hope you got to work ok Lillie