Ainsley Harriot in the moist heat.

*explodes*

:laugh:

I'd forgotten about Ainsley Harriot.

Well you can bloody well forget about him again!

No one will ever truly forget Ainsley.

People still post Ainsley related posts to my Facebook after all this time!

Well that's just mean. =P

I know! So so mean!

Mornining.

Just in case anyone was wondering this is how you get your cat to hate you. Flea him and then cut his front claws after he savages your leg. He has the joy of being wormed and his back claws later.

Update: he wont eat a whole dried fish that was meant to be the reward but will eat parma violets? I cut his back claws and brushed him. Hes now laying in front of the tele sulking. He only lays there when he is pissed off at me.

May have to buy him some fresh salmon to say sorry after the worming.

Morning Lillie!

Poor Bertie, how dare you care for him!

I was actually up for breakfast this morning.
I had porridge.
May go back to sleep now though!

Porridge is an excellent choice.

It is indeed!
I love porridge

If you like peanut butter you have to try it with that.

Oooo that's a good idea!

I've gone back to protein bars for breakfast, they taste like sweeties.

Never tried a protein bar!

I don't know about other brands but Grenade are good ..

Might have to try one!

I have good news, I'm going home on Thursday!!!
For a weeks leave then being discharged completely as long as things go well. Which they will!

Good luck :) I hope you can keep yourself safe going forward.

I am pissed off. Ordered my food from a company that used to use dpd only to find that they sent it via yodel. Yodel dont deliver to me until about 7 pm and I wanted the food for my tea so no tea for me since my parents are coming at 7 pm and I wont have time to cook it. I hate yodel. Plus it's fresh food so I wouldn't be surprised if it goes off in this heat. I wanted to avoid yodel for the reason that they dont deliver until dead late.

Plus I am struggling to breathe due to hayfever. It doesn't help when people keep on propping up the communal door. I am the only flat that gets effected so I guess that I will have to do what I did the other day and take the brick away.

Thanks tamo :)

Brilliant news Beckie!

Thanks Dawn!

That sucks. Yodel are absolutely useless

Feeling less pissed off than before. My breathing has improved slightly but still breathless. I just gotta stop people propping the door open now.

My parcel arrived at just after 4.30 pm so I was able to have my tea. Followed by cake which didnt come today which was yummy.

That's good dawn!

Morning everyone. The weather is so different today, grey and wet. I slept really well.

It really is such a dramatic weather change .

Am glad you slept well!

Doesn't seem too bad here
I've just put a load of washing on
Also slept quite well.

How are you Lillie?

Glad you slept well too beckie!

I'm erm, keeping busy. I've done lots and lots already.

Thanks!

Well done for doing lots Lillie
Keeping busy is good

CHURCH KEEPS PEEING ON MY ROCKING CHAIR :crying: :crying: :crying:

Oh noooo!!!

Oh no! Have you got the spray that neutralizes the smell?

And put something on the chair he is afraid of. For bertie the pet cheese stopper spray bottle is that item. He gets sprayed in the face with it for chewing plants. So now he runs away if I even shake the bottle.

I don't know. I tried to wash it and sprayed it with that frebreeze stuff. I'm not sire if it can go in the washing machine.

How is everyone day going?

Camt remember off the top of my head what does it other than a fancy special spray but google will know. Until you neutralise the pee smell the cat will still go there. They can smell it when we cant. I read loads on it before I got bertie so I was prepared. And hes peed outside the box twice in his whole life. So I've been lucky

I cant work out if its actually cold or if I'm just cold because it's no longer absolutely boiling.

Try washing powder diluted in warm water to clean the area it's better for cat wee than fabreeze. Fabreeze doesnt clean the enzymes in cat wee so no matter how much you will spray it will smell of cat wee to them.

Hi everyone

Hi Eska how are you?

Eh, not brilliant but ok. How about you?

Dropping by with a (((((hug))))) for anyone who wants a non-virusy virtual hug

Thanks for the hug hugs back. Hope everyone is ok tonight . Xxx

Hi eyeliner, how are you?

Morning guys

How are you?

Helllooo
I have had 3 cups of expresso this morning so am very alive haha

How are you both?

I'm ok, had 2 instant coffees, now I'm moving onto tea.

I've had 2 huge teas. Just because everyone seems to be sharing what theyve had to drink!