Man jailed over vacuum sex act
 

Man jailed over vacuum sex act




A man police caught performing a sex act with a car wash vacuum has been sentenced to 90 days in prison.
Jason Leroy Savage must also submit to drug testing.
The 29-year-old from Michigan, was sentenced at Saginaw County Circuit Court.
Savage pleaded no contest to indecent exposure last month.
Police said Savage was arrested after a resident called officers early on October 16 to report suspicious activity at a car wash in Thomas Township, about 90 miles north-west of Detroit.
Savage's lawyer, Philip Sturtz, didn't immediately return a message seeking comment.



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okaaaay
*sniggers*

Only in America...

*Snort*

People these days will shag anything XD

lol
what an idiot lol

Haha! Oh god.

What is this world coming to where you can't even **** an inanimate object in peace?

Shame.

The car wash guy was probably just jealous, the man should have bought his own vacuum.



Seriously though, 90 days is a bit extreme, nothing was harmed and he was probably embarrased enough. He probably has to register as a sex offender now too. I know in Florida, if you get caught peeing outside in public, you can be forced to register as a sex offender.

Lol fail.

hmm. i once saw a midget put a henry hoover on his penis and walk backwards dragging the hoover along.

but it was the circus of horrors eh.

*giggles*

ha bit extreme but still funny

Oh dear.

We don't know if it was his first offense of indecent exposure. Otherwise, EWW

be nice.





*laughs so hard*
wowwww..

Need chearing up, look for STUIPD news story

Wow. The punishment does seem a bit extreme though...?

*snickers*

Haha!!! what an idiot

There is alot worse things that you could but the punishment here is a bit harsh

he shouldn't have done it in public, can't understand why he did. maybe he didn't have a hoover at home, or he pressed the "blow" instead of suck and blew his thing right inside him.

i heard once of a man who went to A&E with a baked potato stuck up his bottom. apparently he'd been cooking naked and "fell" on it. don't know if it was hot or not, and don't know how the hell they got it out.

****ed up.

-Sniggers-

It's also illegal to have sex in any other position than missionary, although I think you could then charge the person who catches you as a peeping tom or something.

They're wasting tax payers money by imprisoning him for how long?

The time spent investigating and pursuing this case could have been better spent else where, for instance investigating people guilty of real sex crimes.

It's illegal where?
Vouyerism (Y)

Lovvvvvvely. :)

Really?!

Oops, mentioned it in the previous post. It's illegal in Florida.

Yep.

"Corrupting the public morals is defined as a nuisance in Florida, and is declared a misdemeanor offense. You will want to be careful and avoid corrupting public morals by abstaining from having oral sex. Oral sex is illegal. The missionary sexual position is the only position that is legal, however a man may not kiss his wife's breasts at any time. Unmarried couples may not perform any lewd acts or live together in the same residence. You may not commit any unnatural acts with another person, and above all, do not have sex with a porcupine, that is illegal in Florida."

http://www.associatedcontent.com/art..._floridas.html - a better search may find the actual law instead of articles about it, but it's definitly a law.

"Places where oral sex is illegal: Alabama, Arizona, Florida, Idaho, Kansas, Louisiana, Massachusetts, Minnesota, Mississippi, Georgia, North and South Carolina, Oklahoma, Oregon, Rhode Island, Utah, Virginia and Washington D.C. "

http://www.journalism.sfsu.edu/flux/gSpot/sexLaw.html - there are a lot more little fun facts on this site in the yellow column such as: "In Washington State there is a law against having sex with a virgin under any circumstances (including the wedding night!). "



Aren't you guys happy we have laws to protect us from naughty sex?

^ That's ridiculous.
And who in their right mind would want to have sex with a porcupine?.. Ouch.

The strange thing is... someone must've attempted it in order for them to come up with a law against it :tongue2:

Ew...

I'd be pretty floored if any ridiculous, obsolete laws like this survived after Lawrence v. Texas. The really specific ones (like porcupine sex and what have you) might still be kicking around, but oral sex being illegal in 18 states would probably be the result of laws against sodomy, and those were overturned in 2003. The sources seem kind of outdated.

I feel bad for the vacuum guy, but I doubt he's going to want to face anyone for 90 days now that his secret's out.

LMAO xD haha so true....the other day i read a story about a guy that tried to shag a bike.....not sure how that quite worked though lol.

hahahaha i dont know what is more funny the fact that the guy got caught , or the fact that he payed to use the vaccum
lol dude was more then likely high as
haha god damn this is some funny sh-t

*giggles*

Kind of extreme, but funny at the same time!

People are strange

Hahaha !
Well i think jail is extreme he was probly so embarrased he isnt going to do it again anyway!