A club
 

So both Chloe and I are feeling a little sorry for ourselves. She's not well cause she was an idiot (you know you love me chlo) and i'm not well cause i'm overtired and stressed so made myself sick! Huzza.

Soooo we've decided to start a club! YOu can join our club. I am the president (God) and Chloe is my lackey.... :-D

SO yes. Join!


*is bored*

I WANT TO BE VENUS.

and it's not cos i'm an idiot, it's cos i have a "condition". so nerrrrrrrrr.

haaaaaaaaaaahahahahaha... a condition? idiosis? :P

I'm poorly too. And possibly suffering rom idiosis, but that's beside the point.
Is this a poorly peoples' club?
Get well soon everybody.

i wanna join your club :P

Can I join? Pleeeeeease? *flutters eyelashes*

I cant join this club. Im far too sensible!

so whats your club called?

Twit Club?

I think the Idiosis Club

sure, matthew.....

yeah the Idiosis Club probably fits quite well.

yes a condition jess, something to do with my muscles, can't remember what it's called. SO THERE.

how are we all today?

as the president i'm the one who's NOT suffering from idiosis. You don't have to be suffering from it right now, any time in the past counts too!

A condition... whateveeeeeeeeeeeeer :P

Can I join? Ooooh wait, what colour are the club's t-shirts going to be?

Since i'm the president, mine will be a ROYAL blue. I think Chloe should decide everyone elses colour ^_^

*waits patiently for Chloe*
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Nope....lost patience! I vote for purple! :P

i was gona say purple anyway (best colour ever) so yes, purple!

This is my day to day outfit...



this is the rest of your outfits...

sounds like quite the club, may I join?

yep yep!!!! the more the merrier!

Sounds like fun

*joins*

jess, i think not. i'm having this:

or maybe this, attractive, yes? :p

a red x? i thought you were all about the purple??

I wanna join...pick me :D

^ consider yourself picked.

so people, what shall we do with our day?

if you wanna join, you can direct your pleas to my first lackey, chloe! :) I think emma might become her assistant too.

Both dress codes are acceptable!

I would join but I dont do dress code, only my birthday suit for special occasions

you can be the on call fa person? wear your...'special' uniform....

oooh oooh oooh can I be that assistant that fulfills all of Chloe's womanly *coughreadlesbiancough* needs??!!?

Can I pick Kim's uniform?

excellent plan, emma.
*tickles*

I would like an official role in this club. Pleeeeze?

ooooh Chlooeee :P x

What do you want to be Scabette?

Looks like things are going to be a little messy. I will nominate myself as the evil janitor. Get my sexy overalls and a mop to clean up all you dirty people. x

oo! oo! I wanna be the chocolate fountain maintenance person!

Count me in. I want to be the drinks person but only problem is going to have to help your self's as im drunk and going to stay that way if im the drinks person hehehe. lol i love this i perfer the jeans and top no dresses thanks.

What shall we make men wear???????????

Bow ties (only) :)

i like your thinking englishrose.

lets get things cracking.....

*chops up various fruit and prepares skewers for diping in the chocolate fountain whilst stilcking a strawberry in for herself and noming*

I want to join!
BUT... ONLY if i getto be GOD on loverly jess's days off? I'll be a 'god-waiting-in-the-wings" LOL LOL :P

I love tyhe name too...it just fits!

Ooooohhh....and i have to find soemthing purple...hhmmm....

*goes to look*

romp
(god2)

we MUST have this!!!!!!!!!http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:...urple_lube.jpg

PURPLE (BIKE) LUBE!!!!!

(*is done adding smuttiness*
*wipes hands*
*job complete*
*sits back and LMAO*)

romp

lol, gotta love the purple (bike) lube, imagine how snazzy that would look!





On your bike.

Romp i'm happy for you to be god2 but you'll have to ask Chloe as she's my second in command! She'll have to give you permission! :P

I love the purple (bike) lube... i'm sure it will look snazzy.... on your bike...

*doesn't have a bike*

>.>

sure romp that will be fine hehe.
ooooh purple (bike) lube! awesome!

*runs through the chocolate fountain and splashes everyone with choc*
take that!
MWAHAHAHAHAHAAAA

Chocolate fight! *pours a handful of chocolate on eff's head*

*Splashes Scabette with liquid choclate*

Can I join too?? i've brought nice strawberries and some fudge to dip in the chocolate! :-)