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JOKE!!! hehehee Chloe CHECK THIS OUT! ^_^
On a tour of OZ, the Pope took a couple of days off to visit the ocean for some sightseeing. He was cruising along the beach at Cronulla in his car, when there was a frantic commotion just off the shore. A helpless man wearing an All Black jersey was struggling frantically to free himself, from the jaws of a 5-metre shark. As the Pope watched horrified, a tinnie cruised up alongside with two men wearing green and gold Aussie rugby jerseys. Bazza quickly threw a harpoon into the shark's side. Gazza reached out and pulled the mauled, bleeding and semi-conscious Kiwi from the water. Then, using long clubs, Bazza and Gazza killed the shark and hauled it into the boat. Immediately the Pope summoned them to the beach, 'I give you my blessing for your brave actions,' he told them. 'I heard that there was some bitter rivalry between New Zealand and Australia , but now I have seen with my own eyes that this is not true.' As the Pope drove off, Bazza asked Gazza 'Who the hell was that, bro?' 'That was the Pope Baz'. 'He's in direct contact with God and has access to all of God's wisdom.' 'Well' Baz said, 'he may have access to God's wisdom, but he don't know bugger all about shark fishing .......... Is the bait holding up okay, or do we need to get another Kiwi? |
ok i know im not chloe.
but that is hilarious :D |
hehehe chloe is a kiwi ^_^
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oooh, my own special joke thread!! *feels loved* LMFAO. excellent..... :thumbup: although I have to say the "bro" thing is a kiwi thing you aussies STOLE from us :plain: but i'll let it pass, just this once.... |
haha so isn't. you stole it off us :P
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whatever cuz!
have u ever heard any Maori people talking?? |
haha!! lol..
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yeah... but i'm never going to tell them they stole bro of us... they're much much bigger than me!
chloe, add me to msn! |
lol, very true.
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One thing the kiwis will always hold over you people from Aus is that they are better at rugby =p and so is England :D
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doesn't bother me. don't like it! lol
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^ neither do i.
and our accents are nicer and less whiny than yours :p *knows she is in dangerous territory* |
I THINK NOT! *shoves*
You can't understand half of what you're bloody saying! Fish comes out as FUSH! And six... weeeeeeeelll..... |
lol at the joke and at Jess and Chloe
though chloe it is a bit hard to understand what kiwis are saying sometimes, and its funny when they're reading something out loud that has a lot of 'six's in it! :P |
only the commoners.
you aussies turn everything into a question and never open your mouths so everythings all sqeaky eg fish turns into FEIISH |
^^^^ BAHAHAHAHAHA
I agree! (and i'm now going to be banned because the only Aussie I've ever spoken with is our mod!) |
HOORAY SUPPORT!
love you aidey |
actually apparently i have a cultivated aussie accent so i do tend to say things properly. and only my questions come out as questions. though maybe i'm the only aussie that speaks properly...
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Is anyone familiar with Jeff Dunham's character Jose Jalapeno and how he talks?
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er.. who?
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[ame="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPmA9B9q13M"]YouTube - Jeff Dunham And Jose[/ame]
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i cant see youtube stuff coz i'm at school and its blocked :(
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Ahhh, well when you get home watch it and you will understand.
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awww, at school :p *pets*
hehehe. when erin gets here you're gona be in troooooooouble. but its ok cos i still love u |
Hehehe, did you watch it though?
The whole "on a steeek" thing is very much like how they talk. |
Jose jalepeno on a steeeeeeeeeeeek :D
I, my dear, have a lovely accent. And many people have told me that they would like to record it to listen to it all the time becasue it's soothing so get stuffed! And I can speak with ever accent I want really.... lol, if i'm speaking to a brit, my accent turns british and same with america... when i lived there, i would speak with an american accent at school and aussie at home... and so on and so forth. But I would NEVER deign to speak with a New Zealand accent! It's beneath me! |
you'll pay for that! gorgon the great will get you!!!!!!!!!!!
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Soothing like a dentists drill.
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I have a lovely voice thank you very much Aidey!
*scowls* |
*shoves gorgon* you couldn't avenge a dying fly!
You have a gorgeous voice erin *pets* Aidey... you just wish you had the steeeeek! |
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loved the joke :-) xxxx
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my thread! it lives again!
a kiwi is a new zealander. not a kiwifruit. and its also a small, very endangered flightless bird which is endemic to new zealand. you can choose which one of those you think i am :p |
cause kiwi's are small endangered and stupid.... *grins at chloe*
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hahaha this makes for great entertainment =D good joke too... oh yeah Jose's cool, PEANUT is awesome though "Am I pissing you of-fa-fa?" pmsl and Achmed "SILENCE! I KILL YOU!!" hehe
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The joke is great!
And I also love Jeff Dunham! Peanut is fab, Achmed brill, Jose on a steeeeeeeeek is fab too! Loz x |
kiwis arent stupid!!
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then why are they almost endangered? hahahahaha :P
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because the bloody aussies gave us f*cking possums and other pests which destroy their habitat etc etc.
yes. it's all your fault. SO THERE. |
psht. bloody children.. can't accept responsibility for you own incompetence!!!
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*covers ears and sings baah baah black sheep*
i cant heeeeeeeear youuuuuuuuuuuuu |
childish *shakes head* so so childish
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