I've never been in here before...
 

Am I 'eligible' as it were, to post in Vets?

I've been self harm free for about a month and a half... And I'm 18...

*Shrugs*

Hi everyone! :smurf:

Luce x

*waves at luce*
I think that anyone can post really.
I think a lot of people are coming in here with the change (like me) so just thought i'd say hi.

we're not really as exclusive as people think.
you are more then welcome to post here :)
Welcome Luce!

Erin

The stopped Self harming part has kinda been removed from the Vet requirements although it was never a must and only a guideline. Yup anyone is welcome! Its for the older members and seeing as you are entering the world of oldness then you'll fit in perfectly.

I have to warn you that certain people within the Vet society are a little "boobie" obsessed but dont let this put you off! Its mainly Erin so just beware! *coughspluttercough*

Matthew x

new in vets toooooo

That's okay - boobies rock! =P

Thanks dudes and dudettes!
NEVER got replies so fast in my life!!

x

i WHAT!?:nono:

^^^ *giggles*

oh and Erins a compulsive liar too. Personally i would ban the word boobies as i think its puerile and childish and not the kinda thing we want to be promoting on a site like this!

Oh and FYI this book on the worlds greatest boobies im currently reading is for medical purposes only! *nods and removes drool*

you are soiling my good name... MAFF!

Erin you've been soiling yourself for years my dear! AND DONT CALL ME MAFF!

i have not been soiling myself... not for months now

of course not dear! *places peg on nose and pets Erin*

shh Maffew, youre going to scare of our new vet pet

You lot are crazy *giggles to self*..!

Wadda-ya-mean "OUR" vet pet? shes mine, all mine i tells ya MUHAHAHAHAHAAAAAAAAAAAAA Get yer own pet! Smelly bum!

nah, just Maffew is crazy
He is the vets version of the Village Idiot
The Vets Loony

Luce, you wanna be my vet pet, trust me
im the one with real boobies.
if Maffew ever asks if you wanna see his boobies, run.

*Considers who's vet pet to be*

C'mon guys, you're gonna have to impress me now.. =P

I feel all wanted and stuffs *grins*.
x

Luce, solve the argument and be mine :P

I'll give you one of my boobies for it (the other one is currently has equally divided ownership by Erin and Matthew :p).

0_0

I would OWN one of Chels' boobies?!
Now THAT is persuasion..!

Any further offers..?! =P

x

I can throw in a nipple piercing with said boobie...

:p

welcome to vets Luce and inkyspider!
We're not all totally crazy here!!

I don't like nipple piercings.. Eugh..!
=P

Oi you!

You are my pet *nods*, don't you go running off with anyone else you naughty bean!

*steals*

x x x

Ooh, kinkay ;)

Nipple piercings are love on a stick.

Yes.

Oh God does EVERYTHING have to turn into a boobie fest round here?? Im shocked!

Okay... I'm Dani's real life pet, but I'll be Chels' and Erin's Vet Pet because Chels offered me a boob and Erin asked first.

Thanks for being welcoming guys!!
x

And also, Erin has boobies too =P

*quivers bottom lip*
but but but
*quivers some more*
but but but

*walks off dragging feet and kicking an old can with slow sad violin music playing in the back ground*

MAtthew......Leave the butt alone please!

i have a but like Kyleeee!

You wish!

I SO DO!!!

Yer just jealous!

What that your a male wit a females butt? nah.

WOOT!
I have half ownership
*gives vet pet treats to Luce*
Im ever so happy

=D

Yay, Vet Pet treats!!
And a new 'owner' =]
I'm all happy and smiley and feel welcome now!
x

*runs off to construct pretty new vetpet kennel*

=D

Haha, RYL just told me to lengthen my message so that it's more than 5 characters!
Does that mean you can't play the letter games, the counting games, etc, in F+D?!
x

*shock* Oy, biyatch! Where's my boobie, hmm?
Bah, well, I don't need you anyway. My boobies are bigger than your boobies. NER.
*flounces off*

^^^^^^^^^

:wow!:

*covers eyes, but has sneaky peek*

*tuts at Maff* Naughty boy!

*starts twitching at being called Maff AGAIN!*

*giggles at Maff*

*flashes boobies*

Look what you're missing out on Seph :-p

*runs away*

*cries*

Weeen you are making my vein bulge at the sight of yet another MAFF!!! aaaaaargh!!

Ween i think on the "My Name is.." thread i actually conceeded that complaining about it was possibly the worst and most stupid thing i could have done! Akin to the baddies in cartoons giving away their hidden weakness'. Of course i had revealed my weakness for boobies along time ago but MAFF!! *bulges vein again* AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggggggggghhhhhh hhhhhhh

One of the reasons i dont like it is that one of my old members of Staff who lets say had the Iq of a crisp packet used to call me Maff. "Orite Maff" would be the first thing i would hear in the morning. Usually followed by "Maff, Maff, Ow do i do this", or "Maff Maff, i was wonderin if i could have the afternoon off" etc etc. He had an amazing talent for mispronunciation; our department was called UAT which stood for User Acceptance Testing. Even after 3 years of working there he insisted to everyone he came into contact with it was called UHT!! We also had a Matalan store nearby. He would always be telling me of the bargains he had picked up during his lunchtime trip to Mataland!!! OMG im going to explode thinking bout it!

*huffs*

*titters*