fish the sentence !
 

Start the first half of the sentence the next person has to finish it anyway they like!

I threw paint on her because

I threw paint at her because she wanted a make over.

I had a dream that...

I had a pet dragon that flew all over the world

She was barking because

she's doggy and that's what dogs do.

I sometimes wonder why...

Animals can't talk >_<

I set the car on fire because

there was a super poisonous spider in it that needed to be eradicated for the good of mankind.

I jumped on the bed because

I always do that in hotel rooms.

I'm in love but shouldn't be because

I'm in love but shouldn't be because this is a very random sentence

I like pi

I like pi...neapples because they make me believe I'm on a tropical island.

Nobody knew that I was secretly...

in love with purple sparkly flying narwhals. O.O

One day I was riding on my pegasus when...

Santa clause flew by and asked me for 5$

I grew a fishtail because

some punk ran off with my old one.

It all began when a massive bowl of soup

Grew legs and a mouth Andorra started chasing me o.k

A fairy came to me one day and said

good morning! In fairyland the days are short. Good evening!

Once there was a fisherman

Who met a talking fish named dave that told him he was
yoda in his past life

and thus discovered the reason behind fishing.

I met a flying piece of bacon yesterday

O.o he also met my digestive system. ^_^

I jumped on my yoshi yesterday and

suddenly, from out of nowhere, a shell hit my damn kart.

I was walking on a beach when the seashells

Started crying "don't step on us dear sir"

my puppy started changing colors and the doctor said

"It's not the puppy changing it's colours, it's you who change the puppy's colour."

One day I walked backwards up a fence and

Realized I was a vampire xp

I jumped off a building because

I thought I could flyyyyyyySPLAT.

No-one is to stone anyone until

Baha

The zombie start it first

and ended last, because it was shuffling along all the way.

Once upon a time there was a hat

And it granted me superpowers

And we flew way over the ocean because

there were treasures undreamed of on the other side.

On the horizon I saw

A herd of beautiful wild ponies running free across the plains.

The superbowl was cancelled because

Everyone found out they had superpowers and people were shooting laser vision. And turning invisible. Playing laser tag in the sky o.o omgggggg

My talking turtle Randy told me

that he was going to marry Nala the pink and purple narwhal.

The Panda dances like

Carlton from the fresh prince of bel-air

If I was a superhero my name would be

BAHAHA CARLTON! XD

If I was a superhero my name would be FlyingPandaNarwhal! FPN :O
( i have no idea first thing that came to my head)

I am flying dog that spits out fire and

eats purple broccoli.

If I were a monkey I would

swing from tree to tree, eating bananas and thinking monkey thoughts.

The elephant was sat on...

By the pandas flying purple narwhal

Scooby And the gang went to

Dracula's for dinner but were kidnapped by Shaggy's great Aunt and forced to play frisbee in the park with Scooby's secret family.

Instead of the Queen doing the Christmas address...

she sat and played grand theft auto with Philip.

Harry sat, twirling his wand in his fingers...

then BAM! he turned himself into a blob of goo. (what a shame)

That blob of goo decided to....

To take over the world with thing 1 & 2

I wish I had a flying

blue spotted guinea pig.

My friend Gertrude...

Ate a possum.

Music is...

music is a way to touch someones soul.

I ate a purple dinosaur and then...

I turn periwinkle.

Ron Weasley kissed...

himself in the mirror.

The mirror was a path to another dimension...

where the girl found herself in a pool of self-awareness.

He turned to face it, he couldn't believe it...

when he disovered he was out of smokes, so he wished he had more and lit them up.

That's when all hell broke loose...

because his lighter turned into a sillohette of Mickey Mouse.
Mickey mouse said

light the cake, ride the rake, I'm a witch!

So Mickey did, and...

promptly fainted
Minnie ran over and...

stumbled over Mickey's body.

She was horrified, until she realised...

The power that drives us

I wish I could fly because