A dilemma...
 

That age old question has come once again...
silky muff?
Fluffy muff?

How to decide??
Once again, I turn to you lovely members in hopes of some help in not feeling all alone in this problem I am having. I feel I am in need of your perspective/opinions on this rather weighty matter.
I know no one here can take the place of a trained professional. I'm just looking for persoanl experiences.
i will ctc a professional if it becomes necessary.
I know i can trust in your experience and personal experiences.
Thank you so much for helping to clear up this ever-present confusion.

hmm this is a tough one i will give it a think and let you know *steams at ears while thinking*

Well It Has to be MITTENS for me. Im Smitten by a good Mitten!

However when it comes to Muff id go silky every time! I mean fluffy is fun but silky is sexy!

How do you survey a muff? Do you use a theodolite?

What is a Muffbutton? I want one! NOW!

What happens when i push it?

*pokes the Muffbutton*

Is a muffbutton a fabeled place like that g spot place thingy?

Don't you remember Irene?
It amde all the newws...the infamous 'g-spot expedition'?
Sadly, some men were lost along the way

I dont think mine had such a button.
I used to get awful tangled when changing quickly.

EEEIIIII
tangled muff strings...
>.<

why you should always trim your muff strings
sfaety first, remember

I should have gone brazillian
but then would there be any strings?

hmmm...
*thinks*

perhaps irene would know?
She was launching a study...

ha, a muff with no strings attached! now theres an offer I cant refuse!

^^ thats the spirit
*missed kimbalumfrothybum*
You're right, Irene..it IS fun to say out loud
*chants*

I pressed a button and got tangled in string please help

try to remain calm.
You should NOT have pushed the muffbutton...unusual thing can happen.
The strings should relax shortly...

Duff, was it a certain time of the month when you pressed that button to get all that string?

but i can't stay calm it's trying to kill me

dam muffbutton

Yes kim midnight on the 1st of December you should all be warned

damn its decemeber!
That means only one good thing
Advent calanders!
(My daddy has bought me one to bring into the hospital lol)

its the month of ebil kim call in the ghostbusters

butbut...she will be bored...
*passes you a flapping device*
Now, you can flap to your heart's content
*smiles*
After all, she IS in a place of safety, right?
Be careful kimbalumfrothybum..or they'll be moving you to anice, soft,padded room if word gets out!
xx

Actully a soft padded room for christmas might be a good idea lol

*brings in some nice "fashionable" white jackets with buckles on string*

who wants to try them on first?

They make you hug yourself and go well with the padded room

ooohhhh..wellll, they DO havestrings, of a sort. Cant be all that bad..
*tries one on*
sdfjdljahgfj.ldhgjahdfjklahsd

now she tells me...
hhheeellpppp

*uses string on jacket and hangs romp on the wall like a picture* :)

Ween they are giant mittens on string you sure you don't want to try it?

baha we should totally set up a christmas party padded room in vets full to the brim with mittens on strings

Do it Kim as long as the room is white and not green and red ><

*cries*
I dont wanna be a picture
I wanna bounce with roach!

but you make such a cute picture with those mittens covering just the required spaces adam and eve style

EEEKKK!!!
*boiiiing wildly so adam and eve bits are a blur*
WWWWWWWWWHHHEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!

the hoff is anti mitten

the hoff is ebil