Calling all Americans [Archive]

Bitter_Angel

09-10-2008, 02:03 PM

So I'm going to America soon for a couple of weeks with the rents.
What things are nice?
What should I try?
I already want to try twinkies as I have heard so much about them, but what else can I add to my list.

Amaryllis

09-10-2008, 03:38 PM

Don't get any deep fried twinkies. Ugh.

Go see DC. Seriously. Wandering around the mall (not a shopping mall, but the mall where all the museums are) is pretty nice.

See if you can find a southern type BBQ place with pulled pork and all. That stuff is delicious. Those places generally have the word 'pig' in their name from what I've seen, but not always. I don't know if you have that stuff over there.

Oh! E. L. Fudge cookies are AMAZING. Well, I love them. You should have some. And Oreos. And and and and yeah.

Margo

09-10-2008, 05:38 PM

Avoid anyone with an orange wristband!
Avoid any women hanging out of the back of a fire truck!

Eat a 20lb steak!
Get a hot-dog from a street vendor.
Buy a Wall Street journal and read it on the tube nodding and talking loudly on your phone shouting "BUY BUY BUY"

Go to silicone valley and make a porno movie. Not the geek valley!
Count how many people ask you if you know the queen.

Wrestle an alligator.
Avoid ALL Female paramedics!
Buy a gun!
Become a survivalist extremist in the mid-west and marry your cousin whilst planning to blow up congress when the new world order takes over.!
GO ON JERRY SPRINGER!

*wonders at what point the merkins (as bush would say) will start beating on me?*

Poke George Bush with a poison tipped dart in the neck!
Wear your undies on the outside of your clothes and run around pretending you are the next superhero.

Ah the list goes on and on.....

Amaryllis

09-10-2008, 06:25 PM

Why avoid all the female paramedics? Some of the ones I've met are pretty nice.

Oh, and Mr. Penguin, I've got actual neighbors named the Merkins.

Bitter_Angel

09-10-2008, 07:08 PM

Oh believe me I will be avoiding all female paramedics.

Amaryllis, its because Aidey is a paramedic.

Aidee

09-10-2008, 09:05 PM

Bloody wankers.

:plain:

Margo

09-10-2008, 09:15 PM

bahahahahaha

Bitter_Angel

09-10-2008, 09:45 PM

She still loves us

PropheticStar

09-10-2008, 09:45 PM

*snorts*

Amaryllis

09-10-2008, 09:54 PM

I'm american too, but I'm invisible.

PropheticStar

09-10-2008, 09:59 PM

*waves modstick* I don't know why, but Aidey suggested that I do this...

(I think she's crazy...)

*stares at Amaryllis* You don't look invisible to me.

Amaryllis

09-10-2008, 10:06 PM

That's only because you're special. Er. Or something.

Anyway, yeah. um.

Casper_Fading

09-10-2008, 10:22 PM

*pokes amaryllis* I seeeeeeee you!!!!

Definitely avoid female paramedics... there's a scary lady who will do naughty things to you... oh wait... why are you avoiding them again... *cough*

i know i know!!! have FUN!

But a more important question... WHY are you going to the states and NOT coming to Aus? Hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm?????

Aidee

09-10-2008, 10:35 PM

I'm reporting you lot to the mods for flaming!

Casper_Fading

09-10-2008, 10:38 PM

ahhh but you love this particular type of flaming... it gets you all hot and tingly...

Margo

09-10-2008, 10:41 PM

Bloody wankers.

:plain:

REPORTS!

Aidee

10-10-2008, 05:04 AM

You started it!!!

PropheticStar

10-10-2008, 08:29 AM

Ahem, mod here. What's this commotion about?

effervescence

10-10-2008, 09:48 AM

o dear...i want to say something here...tajken sleepilfg pills...will comr bavck in the moerning

Margo

10-10-2008, 12:25 PM

Aaaaaw its a big flame fest love in. muhahaha.

Did Aidey get banned yet?

Casper_Fading

10-10-2008, 12:27 PM

Why woudl aidey get banned?

Margo

10-10-2008, 12:29 PM

She called us Bloody!

Caru y Nos

10-10-2008, 04:40 PM

*walks in looks around and leaves*

The Mad Hatter

10-10-2008, 08:05 PM

ha ha i don't think we can afford to ban the first aid person

Bitter_Angel

10-10-2008, 08:47 PM

Ban her anyway.
She keeps trying to make Erin ban me!!

Margo

10-10-2008, 09:52 PM

Shes Evil!
she has no boobs!

Aidee

11-10-2008, 12:10 AM

ha ha i don't think we can afford to ban the first aid person

See THE first aid person. THE!

Mad-Mad-World

11-10-2008, 05:39 AM

Where in the US are you going?

akita

11-10-2008, 12:02 PM

You should all be banned for not behaving.

Margo

11-10-2008, 01:28 PM

See THE first aid person. THE!

They just told you that to keep you amused. Look at all your equipment. See how it has the words Fisher Price printed on the side?? :P

Bless......i think the words "stethascope really works" kinda won you over *pets*

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/stuntrunt/TMC_HSM_11.gif

Margo

11-10-2008, 01:29 PM

^^^^it even has a picture of Kim Modeling it for you in the corner *pisses self*

Queen Crabbit

11-10-2008, 01:35 PM

They just told you that to keep you amused. Look at all your equipment. See how it has the words Fisher Price printed on the side?? :P

Bless......i think the words "stethascope really works" kinda won you over *pets*

http://i62.photobucket.com/albums/h87/stuntrunt/TMC_HSM_11.gif

That's more or less exactly the same as the first aid kit I got Debbie and Kim for the Three Legged Race!

Margo

11-10-2008, 01:42 PM

and Aidey Stole it!! Dun dun duuuuuuuun *plays spooky music*

*notices another hijaked thread*

Queen Crabbit

11-10-2008, 01:43 PM

Wots hijacking?

Margo

11-10-2008, 01:44 PM

Dunno *runs off chasing a bee*

Casper_Fading

12-10-2008, 07:14 AM

*rolls eyes*

Bitter_Angel

12-10-2008, 12:51 PM

hahahahah I have one of those *grins*
And thank you matthew.

random.swirls

12-10-2008, 08:21 PM

I still have the ear thingy a friend found it and looked 'concerned'!!

-Shae-Lynn*

12-10-2008, 08:28 PM

Go see Niagara Falls! The canadian side is better :)

Margo

12-10-2008, 11:00 PM

Find elvis and shoot him so it finally stops all the rumours!

Animad

13-10-2008, 06:39 PM

See THE first aid person. THE!
Did she get confused and referring to meinstead of you Aidey? :p

Bitter_Angel

13-10-2008, 07:13 PM

oh noes, my own thread has caused problems with my own team.
I blame the pengy!!! pfft

Margo

13-10-2008, 07:34 PM

Animad why arent you the Vets first aider?

i have a broken willy look!

*gets out horse willy*

Animad

13-10-2008, 08:37 PM

I don't do willy's (erm that sounds much more dodgy than i meant it to!)... And, if i were to become the "vets first aider" i would have to insist that I got called the "first aider vet" instead (just to totally confuse everyone!)

Animad

13-10-2008, 08:40 PM

Oh yeah, and Aidey, if you read this that is NOT an invitation to post that MSN log... The first thing I thought of when I read Matt's post was that!

Bitter_Angel

13-10-2008, 10:24 PM

...0.O

Caru y Nos

13-10-2008, 10:29 PM

Oh yeah, and Aidey, if you read this that is NOT an invitation to post that MSN log... The first thing I thought of when I read Matt's post was that!How come there always seems to be a MSN convo involved? :-P

Casper_Fading

13-10-2008, 10:52 PM

POST IT!!!! It was really an invitation to post THAT convo.... come on come on come on!!!!!

Casper_Fading

13-10-2008, 11:28 PM

*nods*

Margo

13-10-2008, 11:48 PM

Have i had a wank in this thread yet?

Aidee

14-10-2008, 05:26 AM

Hmmm, I wonder which MSN convo she means.....there have been so many disturbing ones.....

Casper_Fading

14-10-2008, 05:39 AM

post them allllll!!!!!!!!!

and matty... you've had a wank in every thread :P

Aidee

14-10-2008, 05:41 AM

lol, that would be too much work.

And Maff can't wank anymore, he's got blisters on his hands, haven't you heard?

Casper_Fading

14-10-2008, 05:43 AM

no no... they're way beyond blisters! they're callouses now!

Caru y Nos

14-10-2008, 07:18 AM

hahaahahaha, and you should post all the convos please (o:

Animad

14-10-2008, 08:16 AM

Hmmm, I wonder which MSN convo she means.....there have been so many disturbing ones.....
Me, disturbing MSN convo's, NEVER. LMAO!!!

It wouldn't be as disturbing if people didn't skew what I say! (Actualy, some things would be)

Animad

14-10-2008, 08:20 AM

Trust me, the MSN convo's I've had with Aidey aren't 'that' disturbing... I've had worse (or had worse in real life; I think the most innocent of which is the whole "You're a vet... what does it feel like up a cow/horse's arse" which I don't know anyone (at college obviously) that doesn't get asked a million times.)

And anyway, I'm totally innocent. It is what I say when out of context that makes it look disturbing or dodgy or whatever LOL

Caru y Nos

14-10-2008, 08:38 AM

And anyway, I'm totally innocent. It is what I say when out of context that makes it look disturbing or dodgy or whatever LOL
Why do i find that hard to believe? :-P

Casper_Fading

14-10-2008, 10:47 AM

the same reason no one belives you and chels aren't making babies :P

Caru y Nos

14-10-2008, 02:18 PM

Oh shush you. Stop trying to divert the attention from that MSN convo :-P

Buttercup.

14-10-2008, 02:40 PM

Kim's coming to the US?! where?

Bitter_Angel

14-10-2008, 05:18 PM

hah that was a nice welcome Jess.
Im going to Florida with the rents.
And everybody is hijacking my thread. Supposse I should have known better than to make it in vets.

Yellow

14-10-2008, 07:04 PM

Find elvis and shoot him so it finally stops all the rumours!

PMSL!!!!!!

Margo

14-10-2008, 07:14 PM

Go on one of those hover boat thingies on the everglades and see the crocs!

Pick fresh oranges off the trees.

Queen Crabbit

14-10-2008, 07:15 PM

Go on one of those hover boat thingies on the everglades and see the crocs!

I've done that!

Bitter_Angel

14-10-2008, 08:00 PM

Ive done that too. They even let me drive *grins evily*

As for the oranges, I may steal some if there are any on the trees. I am a scouser after all :-p