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PropheticStar
09-10-2008, 08:48 AM
I am currently in the process of collecting nipples. Matthew has already bartered his to me, which I have named
Finkle tea McGee and Sodsponk

When Ween heard I was collecting nipples she couldn't wait to give me hers. That's right, she GAVE me hers. No trade or anything!
So I have decided to name hers
Widdlywee and HankyPankySpanky the Third

So, give me ownership rights to your nipples. You know you want to!

:erineyes:

PropheticStar
09-10-2008, 08:58 AM
Widdlywee is left and HankyPankySpanky the Third is right *nods*

Abintra
09-10-2008, 09:02 AM
when it's not like they get alot of action me owning them if irene doesn't want them they are yours

wow iren is erin spelt all crazy with another e

maybe its eerin or erine or maybe just maybe they are the same person

out to do one thing and one thing only






steal our NIPPLES


no you can't have my nipples you scary crazy cat lady's

PropheticStar
09-10-2008, 09:04 AM
Give me your NIPPLES! Or you will no longer be my monkey minion! :D

PropheticStar
09-10-2008, 09:28 AM
And I shall name them Giggle-ape and Pickled Herring Bob

akita
09-10-2008, 10:39 AM
http://www.magicnipples.com/

akita
09-10-2008, 10:42 AM
and because I'm in a smut mood tonight I'm posting this too

http://www.babygrowsafe.com.au/images/uploads/MedelaMedTeatsPack_300x300.jpg

Warrior_x
09-10-2008, 10:52 AM
*hands over one nipple* muahahahaha *runs away*

Sans Peur
09-10-2008, 11:56 AM
Fox owns one of mine, he did pay for one of the piercings but do you want the other nipple? :P

Heidi Tiger
09-10-2008, 12:08 PM
Nobody but me can own my nipples, sorry! Though one person does have access rights.

What would you do with so many nipples? Place them down your sides in a row like cats and pigs nipples? Or turn them into a modern art sculpture is all I can think of.

Bitter_Angel
09-10-2008, 01:56 PM
*crosses arms firmly across chest*
*sticks out tongue*

Caru y Nos
09-10-2008, 02:09 PM
and because I'm in a smut mood tonight I'm posting this too

http://www.babygrowsafe.com.au/images/uploads/MedelaMedTeatsPack_300x300.jpg
Three??? :blink:

Surely it should be two or four or six or eight, etc?

Sometimes Crazy
09-10-2008, 02:16 PM
If I give you the nipples - can I still keep the boobs?

~KemicalRain~
09-10-2008, 02:31 PM
i will donate mine :D *hands over nipples* enjoy ;)

Sometimes Crazy
09-10-2008, 02:32 PM
Can I collect the nipple-less boobies? Oh can I can I can I???? :hop:

Zedebee
09-10-2008, 02:36 PM
Nipples are scary :blink:

Left Phalange
09-10-2008, 02:38 PM
You can't have my nipples :]
And if Chels is allowed in Vets
I bloody well should be too XD

And no, nipples are not scary.
They're bloody hilarious :]

Sometimes Crazy
09-10-2008, 02:40 PM
NICOLE! *attacks in a friendly manner*
I own your boobies.
You know I do.
Wife <3

Margo
09-10-2008, 06:03 PM
*glares at Erin*

THIS was not part of the deal!

Caru y Nos
09-10-2008, 06:54 PM
^ The devil is a safer bet :-P

At least you know what the devil will do (:

Damn, i just completely ruined my own reasoning >.<

Ignore me!

CaiteeBug
09-10-2008, 07:23 PM
*hmmm, ponders the thought of what Erin would do if I gave her my nipples* Alright Erin, you may have my nipples, but be very gentle with them.

shadowedseraph
09-10-2008, 07:34 PM
Erin can have my nipples if i can have a big squishy hug :P

UbermoronicismAgain
09-10-2008, 08:16 PM
I will trade a belly button if you want it?
But I like my nipples, they're small and perfectly formed.

Too much information there, I do apologise.

But I hate belly buttons. So you could have it and fashion it into a nipple like fleshy mound?

Gross >.<

x

Heidi Tiger
09-10-2008, 08:20 PM
I had an ex who couldn't cum unless you jammed a finger in his belly button :-\ he was a strange strange boy.

PropheticStar
09-10-2008, 09:27 PM
Erin can have my nipples if i can have a big squishy hug :P

Thanking you kindly *hugs and takes nipples*

I will trade a belly button if you want it?
But I like my nipples, they're small and perfectly formed.

Too much information there, I do apologise.

But I hate belly buttons. So you could have it and fashion it into a nipple like fleshy mound?

Gross >.<

x

I can't STAND belly buttons! To the point that my friends will stick their fingers in their belly buttons and chase me around...

everyone, thank you for your nipples. Much appreciated! Ooh, how many do I have now..?

PropheticStar
09-10-2008, 09:34 PM
Sixteen nipples. And one *gag* belly button

~KemicalRain~
09-10-2008, 09:45 PM
does anyone know what the plan is for these nipples?

PropheticStar
09-10-2008, 09:53 PM
Plan?

Well, I can do all sorts of things with these nipples!

I can make myself a nipple hat

I can put them in my food at restaurants and demand a free meal

I can put them all over myself and tell people I have hyper-chickenpox.

The possibilities are endless!

Casper_Fading
09-10-2008, 10:17 PM
no chickenpox...

nipplepox...

~KemicalRain~
09-10-2008, 10:21 PM
but wouldnt a hat made out of nipples just be the ultimate beret...

Margo
09-10-2008, 11:00 PM
*heaves*

sparklyshoes
09-10-2008, 11:17 PM
You can have my nipples any day erin...... but your gonna have to give me something in return. I think we have some bargaining to do! x

Margo
09-10-2008, 11:36 PM
Boobeph - Erin and her Amazing Techicoloured Nipple Coat!

*sings*

"how i love my coat of many nipples, it has Weens and pengies and sharlies and Jess's and Sophies and Romps and Izzies and........"

Casper_Fading
09-10-2008, 11:45 PM
I haven't given mine up!!!!

Margo
09-10-2008, 11:53 PM
Wont stop her!

Casper_Fading
09-10-2008, 11:56 PM
bloody well will >.< MY NIPPLES! I will only sell them for a VERY high price... no money, no nipples!

Margo
10-10-2008, 12:08 AM
She has minions *nods* tiny nipple thieves that will steal them in the night!

I have a safe pair of hands if youd like me to protect them for you >.>

Casper_Fading
10-10-2008, 12:14 AM
Georgie will protect me! She's bite them on their nipple stealing fingers and then claw their eyes out... good kitty ^_^

All I'm Living For
10-10-2008, 01:21 AM
I havent given up mine yet either.

CaiteeBug
10-10-2008, 03:37 AM
Make a nipple collage.

Warrior_x
10-10-2008, 10:07 AM
*runs into thread*

Im a noobie (vet) with some boobiesssss

*runs back out*

shadowedseraph
10-10-2008, 01:57 PM
lol i'm now nippleless :) my boobies look funny!

surprising mystery
10-10-2008, 02:13 PM
I have a barbed wire bra with triple locking system that only allows people in who know the password. HA.

My nips are safe :D

shadowedseraph
10-10-2008, 05:48 PM
I have a barbed wire bra with triple locking system that only allows people in who know the password. HA.

My nips are safe :D

but in great pain due to being impaled on barbed wire!

Duffer44
10-10-2008, 06:40 PM
erin you can have mine only if you give half of your nipple collection to me :p

Bitter_Angel
10-10-2008, 08:51 PM
Imagine the jewelry you could make out of them.
A nice set of earings.

However imagine the pain around that time of month.

UbermoronicismAgain
10-10-2008, 09:06 PM
She hasn't got mine. And we all know her theives are no match for me, or for Ded for that matter. Mine will stay firmly fixedwhere they are.

Anyway, she has my belly button, gag or no gag.
A deal is a deal.

x

Margo
10-10-2008, 09:11 PM
Does your tummy button smell?

UbermoronicismAgain
11-10-2008, 12:51 AM
Nope.
I just don't like them but neither does she so it wasn't much of a bargain for her.

x

PropheticStar
11-10-2008, 02:18 AM
Belly button stink is the WORSE stink EVER *gags*

The Mad Hatter
11-10-2008, 02:41 AM
of all the people to make this thread of course its Erin why am i surprised. you cant have them by the way

CaiteeBug
11-10-2008, 06:03 AM
Dude, that's why you wash your belly button. Keep it clear from fuzz and junk.

Casper_Fading
12-10-2008, 07:02 AM
lmao... belly buttons are funny!!!!!

*checks to make sure still has nipples* they're still there!!!