Would you rather?

[littlelou]

was walking with my daughters class to the swimming pool and they were playing this the whole way along the road asking each other would they rather do this or that figured might be interesting to do here.

person who answer and set the next one.

Would you rather have chocolate or sex?

[Heidi Tiger]

Sex any day!

Would you rather only know one person really well for the rest of your life, or know a lot of people but none of them really well?

[Seraphsigh]

A lot of people!
Would you rather go to the Bahamas to lounge or Antarctica to explore?

[littlelou]

bahamas. lots of fun in the sun.

would you rather star in a movie or record your own song?

[Loops]

Oh record my own song! Love music!

Would you rather find a long lost family member or find a huge amount of money?

[Casper_Fading]

huge amount of money! (i haven't got any long last family members hahaha)

would you rather kick your respective countries leader in the ass or drop them down a well?

[Heidi Tiger]

You like Gordon Brown?

Hearing as I couldn't live in the dark!

Would you rather live in the city or the countryside?

[Casper_Fading]

countryside.... I want horses! But it would have to have a cinema near by lol!!!!

would you rather drink coke or pepsi?

[irkeninvader]

Coke! Pepsi is horrible (although coke's not much better...)

Would you rather be able to paint or dance?

[Daryl]

Well, I might nip to my cupboard and grap a chocolate thing of some description then drag the missus to bed


why not have both??? :doze:


or at the same time? :eyeroll:

[Bitter_Angel]

I wonder how long it will take this thread to go downhill.

Sun set as i like my lie ins.

Would you rather see a band or watch a live show?

[PropheticStar]

Band!

Would you rather lose and arm or a leg?

[Casper_Fading]

to ween: attend one!

Erin: leg!

would you rather have sex in the car or on the back of a ute?

[Daryl]

Sex anywhere will do thanks. :smurf:

Although if your in a car you can either drive to a garage before or after to pick up some chocolate

[Casper_Fading]

lol daryl!

you gotta post the next question!

[UbermoronicismAgain]

In a car. We live in England...Waaaay too cold for outdoor shenanigans not involving heating ;)

Would you rather be able to fly or have super-human strength?

x

[Casper_Fading]

fly!!! no more petrol!!!! :P

would you rather recieve and e-mail or a letter?

[PropheticStar]

Email!

Would you rather bounce or twirl?

[Casper_Fading]

bounce!

would you rather eat chocolate or chips (crisps)?

[Heidi Tiger]

Right now, chocolate!

Chinese takeaway or indian?

[Casper_Fading]

chinese!!! nom nom nom!!!!!


vodka or wine? hahaha *doesn't drink*

[((deleted))]

Wine-vodka's disgusting.

Would you rather teach or learn?

[Casper_Fading]

teach ^_^

would you rather a dog or a cat?

[Heidi Tiger]

Cat

Would you rather bee or a wasp :-P

[Casper_Fading]

wasp! they never die!!!!

[Casper_Fading]

would you rather be a rose or a thorn?

[shadowedseraph]

rose

would you rather spit or swallow ;)

[ameradian]

swallow.

would you rather be able to sharpen pencils with your nose or have impeccable interior decorating sense?

[sparklyshoes]

I'd say sharpen pencils with my nose cuz I'm quite happy with my interior decorating skills ;)

Would you rather

be cowboy for a day or a playboy bunny?

[skyran]

a cowboy for sure!

would you rather have a time machine or a special power (of your choice!)?

[Pomegranate]

time machine (I'm a history geek)

Would you rather go sky diving or scuba diving?

[effervescence]

scuba diving.

would u rather live with a newborn baby or right next to a construction site?

[Pomegranate]

newborn baby

would you rather suck a lolly you found on the street or an unwashed 'toy'?

[crazykat]

Ewww neither but if I have to choose suck a lolly

Would you rather find your parents having sex or your parents find you having sex?

[Pomegranate]

parents find me having sex because the alternative would mentally haunt me more.

Would you rather have a tuna or cheese sandwich?

[crazykat]

Cheese

Would you rather be eaten by ants or a lion?

[Margo]

Lion.

spit or swallow?

[Pomegranate]

swallow

Would you rather lick a horse's anus or the inside of an ear?

[crazykat]

Ewwwww....umm the inside of an ear *shudders thinking about it*

Would you rather live forever, as long as you kill someone once a week or live for five years?

[Casper_Fading]

live for five years.


would you rather clean out a litter box with your bare hands or eat sheeps brain

[crazykat]

Clean out a litter box

Would you rather have a really large nose or really large ears?

[Rain Keeper]

Large ears

would you rather scuba dive or sky dive?

[irkeninvader]

Sky dive.

Would you rather it be summer or winter?

[Margo]

Winter

Play live with the Beatles or Jimi Hendrix?

[irkeninvader]

Jimi Hendrix

Have a lizard or a bird for a pet?

[Queen Crabbit]

Bird.

Be Tom Cruise or Bin Laden for a day?

[sparklyshoes]

bin laden. Tom cruise is weird.

Thong or pants?

[Queen Crabbit]

PANTS.

Have one really gorgeous meal for free, or ten big macs?

[irkeninvader]

One gorgeous meal.

Run the country or live in a secluded part of countryside/forest/desert?

[Casper_Fading]

run the country!


internet or in person?

[effervescence]

in person of course!

get a peircing or a tattoo?

[Amaryllis]

Piercing.

Would you rather sleep in your bed alone or on the couch with the hottest person ever?

[Mandimoo]

in bed alone.
would you rather eat home made lasagne and all the works, or marmite on toast?

[crazykat]

Lasagne

Would you rather be an actor/actress or a singer?

[Casper_Fading]

singer! they get all the sex :P

would you rather have a sexy car to pick up guys/girls or fly?

[sparklyshoes]

come fly with me, lets fly, ets my away!

Would you rather collect your own bogies or earwax?

[crazykat]

Boogies

Would you rather marry an ugly billionaire or marry a hot poor person?

[Jayne.]

Marry a hot poor person...I might be a bit tempted for the other but no.

Would you prefer a cosy night in with the person you love or a night out with friends?

[((deleted))]

Cosy night in.

Would you rather be in a job you hate, really unhappy but earning millions or on benefits but really happy.

[akita]

In a job I hate, really unhappy but earning millions.

Would you rather eat avocado or wasabi?

[Kuwairo]

WASABI.
mmmmm.
Would you rather hear music or the TV?

[crazykat]

Music

Would you rather experience life like a video game or a movie?

[Margo]

Movie

Would you rather lick my bottom or lick my winky? :P

[akita]

Be aware though that those things have the flu/cold germs in them :P

[Margo]

You Vil answer ze kvestion!

[Casper_Fading]

winky baby!!! :P

would you rather be on crutches or in a wheelchair?

[Amaryllis]

Crutches, I've been on them before and I can deal.

Would you rather take a picture every day or have a picture taken of you every day?

[Sometimes Crazy]

Take a picture every day!

Would you rather kiss a dog or a monkey?

[Casper_Fading]

dog!

would you rather dance a waltz or do the twist?

[Bwana]

twist

would you rather have cold hands or cold feet?

[Casper_Fading]

cold feet!

would you rather a laptop or a computer?

[crazykat]

Computer

Would you rather be able to fly or read other peoples thoughts?

[Casper_Fading]

fllllly neoooooooooooow

would u rather a roll or a sandwhich

[effervescence]

a roll.

warm milk or icy cold?

[crazykat]

icy cold

Would you rather pole dance naked around a lampost in public or pole dance naked in front of your grandparents?

[Margo]

WOOHOO Jess licked my winky!!!! *beams*

Grandparents (they are all dead so couldnt see anyways)

Would you rather be world famous or just renowned within your chosen field?

[Oliviaface]

Reknowned in chosen field.

WYR be a good baker or a good cook?

[sparklyshoes]

I'd rather be a good baker! Nom nom cakes.

Would you rather be a weirdo or a diva?

[Margo]

diva cus like i am one ennit!
*has tantrum*

would you rather wear a pearl necklace or have a milk moustache?

[((deleted))]

well duh! Pearl necklace obv, cos then i could flog it afterwards.

watch torchwood or dr who

[Heidi Tiger]

Dr Who.


Would you rather sleep for 10 solid years of live the rest of your life without a wink of sleep?

[~KemicalRain~]

depends would i suffer from not sleeping... cos if i wouldnt then yeah i would rather not sleep...

would you rather eat a salad or a steak :/ lame question i know lol

[Margo]

well duh! Pearl necklace obv, cos then i could flog it afterwards.



*sniggers*

[Leo Pard]

Salad?

Would you rather wake up and find out you'd slept with a granny or wake up and discover your bed had been swapped for mashed potatoe in the night?

[Casper_Fading]

mashed potatos! i could eat my way out nom nom nom


would you rather a couch or an armchair?

[Pomegranate]

Couch

Would you rather become bauld or ginger?

[Mandimoo]

ginger

would you rather take hours cooking a meal you love from scratch, or eat something you don't really like just because it's fast.
mand x

[Pomegranate]

eat something i don't really like

would you rather be stuck in traffic for an hour or walk 8 miles?

[Bwana]

traffic, my sisters and I have the best car parties ever when we're stuck in traffic.

Would you rather have to wear a skirt every day for the rest of your life or not be able to wear shoes.

[Casper_Fading]

no shoooooooes!

would you rather strawberry or chocolate?

[PropheticStar]

*sniggers*

:-D

The sweetness of innocence <3

[PropheticStar]

Chocolate!

Would you rather awesome boobs and a crap bum or an awesome bum and terrible tits?

[Casper_Fading]

awesome boobs!!!!

would you rather send a text or make a phone call

and why aren't you at work e-mailing me >.<

[Bwana]

text

would you rather have a dog or a cat?

[PropheticStar]

Cat!

Would you rather jiggle or wriggle?

[Casper_Fading]

wriggle!


would you rather a comfy bed and a book or a comfy couch and a movie?

[crazykat]

comfy couch and a movie

Would you rather have your eye fall out at random times or uncontrollable constant drool?

[((deleted))]

eye fall out - serious gross out points with kids!!

Would you rather be a computer or a television?

[crazykat]

computer

Would you rather get a bad tattoo or have bad teeth?

[Margo]

Hmmmm harder to cover bad teeth than a tattoo however id be mortified with both. But ill say tattoo.

Would you rather be a porn star or celibate for the rest of your life?

[Pomegranate]

porn star I think although could you still DIY if you were celibate? Hmmm...I'll stick with porn star.

Would you rather be a policeman or a fireman?

[Margo]

DIY lol.

Fireman. I aint no patsy maaaaaan! Ahem.

would you rather get £10000 for having a little toe amputated for uni research or take £1000 for having your feet tickled for 30 mins?

[Heidi Tiger]

I'd have my toe amputated as long as it was under general anaesthetic. As I have a phobia of feet so the tickling would probably be the more traumatic.


Would you rather spend the rest of your life in education or have a high-earning job but you never get to learn any new skills?

[Pomegranate]

Rest of my life in higher education. Trying to do that now lol.

Would you rather be a vampire or a werewolf?

[Margo]

Wolf!! Cus when i turned into wolf form i could sit and lick my own genitles for hours!!!

Would you rather win an olympic gold medal or get a number one hit in the music chart?

[Heidi Tiger]

olympic gold. Number ones are forgotten far more easily.

Would you rather wear something you thought you looked fat in or something that was slightly too smart for the night out you were going on? (haha this is me tonight!)

[crazykat]

Slightly too smart

Would you rather have hair on your palms or feet?

[PropheticStar]

Feet.

Would you rather have a big nose or big ears?

[crazykat]

Big ears

Would you rather always wear wet socks or always wear wet underwear?

[((deleted))]

Wet socks; happens to me everytime it rains anyway.

Would you rather eat a pig's eye or a horses ear?

[crazykat]

Pigs eye I guess *shudders thinking about it*

Would you rather have rough, violent sex or very gentle, sensual sex?

[Margo]

Can i have both?

Gentle i guess.

Would you rather be a bit of belly button fluff or a toe bogey?

[crazykat]

LOL matthew!!!

Belly button fluff

Would you rather have an orgasam every 5 minutes or never have one again?

[Margo]

Jesus id have even less energy and be even more incapacitated than i am now if i did! So .....

ORGASM!!!

Would you rather be the Baby Jesus or Britney Spears?

[crazykat]

Baby Jesus

Would you rather be completely covered in hair or scales?

[Margo]

hahaha

Scales! Then i could explain my fishy smell!

Would you rather be a Mars Bar or a Twix?

[crazykat]

Twix coz they are yummy

Would you rather have no sense of taste or have everything you ever eat taste like vanilla ice-cream?

[Heidi Tiger]

Everything taste like vanilla ice cream, at least it tastes of something!

Would you rather be coated in batter and deep fried or be stewed in a giant cauldron?

[Amaryllis]

Batter and fried.

Would you rather have a flower garden or a vegtable garden?

[Lilmizrainbow]

That depends which STD... although lesbian sex tends to be lower risk!! Yep def the first one! Couldnt have family see that, they would be scarred for life watchin me do that lol!

OK would you rather give or receive oral sex from someone of the same sex as you???

Lil x

[shieldworld]

recieve.

be eaten by a shark or a lion?

[Heidi Tiger]

Lion

Would you rather drink cheap red wine or cheap white wine?

[Heidi Tiger]

yeah but you have no class when it comes to choosing wine m'dear!:-P

And casualty!!

Would you rather sleep nekkid or wear snuggly pyjamas?

[Margo]

nakey!

Woudl you rather be able to fly or be invisible?

[littlelou]

em.... both though being invisible would definatley have its perks.

would you rather eat snails or frog legs?

[Schleier von Dunst]

frog's legs.

Would you rather have sex with a complete stranger off the street or eat doggy poo?

[Casper_Fading]

sex witha c omplete stranger

would you rather watch gilligan's island re runs or brady bunch re runs?

[Margo]

^^^Id rather remove both testicles with a rusty spoon than watch either!

Gilligans island.

would you rather be Erin or Ween?

[littlelou]

gilligan's island cos never seen it so wouldnt be a re run lol

would you rather have sex on the beach or on the bonnet (hood) of your car?

[Casper_Fading]

hahaha cross posts!

I'd rather be in between erin and ween....

and I would rather have sex on the bonnet of my car... can you imagine the sand!!!!!


would you rather be slapped or smacked?

[phoenixflames_forever]

smacked...tis a little more naughty :D

would you rather have a cold or have too spend all day with a guy with man flu? sorry mr penguin ;)

[Casper_Fading]

i'd rather have a cold!!!! men whiiiiiiiiiiiiiinge!


Would you rather lei santa or the easter bunny?

[phoenixflames_forever]

Santa...i think he would be a lot more..assertive ;)

would you rather......have a night chilling on the sofa or gettin merry down the pub?

[Casper_Fading]

lmao!

chillin on the sofa!!!

a really awesome movie with a **** friend or a really crap movie with a great friend?

[phoenixflames_forever]

Crap movie with a great friend definatley at least then we can sit there and take the p*** out of it!!!

would you rather....eat a seeing-eye dog or a talking gorilla?

[Pomegranate]

see sawing dog :( but it's still mean!


would you rather be squirted in the eye with spunk or lemon juice?

[CaiteeBug]

Would I rather have sex or chocolate? SEX PLEASE!!!!

[CaiteeBug]

Lemon juice, I've already been squirted in the eye with spunk.

[ameradian]

lemon juice.

would you rather struggle to breathe every time you eat your favorite food, or be forced to battle an insidious foe which you can never fully defeat for the rest of your life?

[Casper_Fading]

struggle to breathe >><

would you rather run over your worst enemy multiple times or dangle them from the balcony by their balls/tits?

[crazykat]

Run over them

Would you rather love or lust?

[Heidi Tiger]

Well I think love has a healthy dose of lust in it too, so love!

Would you rather have porridge for breakfast or a fry up?

[crazykat]

Fry up

Would you rather have to lick a foot or a belly button?

[littlelou]

foot. could you imagine the belly button fluff

would you rather live on the moon or the bottom of the ocean?

[crazykat]

The moon

Would you rather have a neck like a giraffe or an elephants trunk?

[Sometimes Crazy]

Neck like a giraffe - would look nice with necklaces :-D

Ummm... would you rather have a massive nose or massive ears?

[crazykat]

Massive ears

Would you rather only be able to see in shades of people or only be able to eat food that is naturally orange?

[jessye]

I assume you meant purple not people! So it would be that one.
Would you rather be an owl or a pussycat?

[Margo]

cat, cus id rub myself up ladies legs all day *puuuurrs*

Would you rather burgle a turd or pack fudge? :P

[CaiteeBug]

what does burgle mean?

[Lilmizrainbow]

*shrugs* I haven't the foggiest so figured i'd just ask somethin else!!
Would you rather.... be covered in ... fur or feathers??

[crazykat]

Feathers

Would you rather have no legs or no arms?

[Margo]

*sniggers*

I spent most of my youth legless so iill say legs. not sure if i could find self love with no arms?

Would you rather have a cute fluffy bunny or a cute fluffy shark?

[Misunderstood.]

Shark, it's different. I've had a pet rabbit before.
Would you rather watch TV or listen to music?

[Margo]

TV, i love music but you cant see boobs on your record player!

WOuld you rather swing in a star, or carry moonbeams home in a jar?

[Queen Crabbit]

I'd rather swing WITH a star [preferably colin farrell or alan rickman, if you're asking].

To the men: Have a pair of boobs, or have unlimited blow jobs?
To the woman: Have a willy, or have unlimited manicures?

[Margo]

Unlimited boob-jobs!

[Queen Crabbit]

Ask a question you flid.

[crazykat]

Mattheeewwwww ask a question

[Margo]

would you rather see my left or right buttock?

[crazykat]

Left

Would you rather be eaten by ants or lions?

[Casper_Fading]

what is it with that question!!! lol

lion mo fo!


would you rather be marinated in soy and honey sauce or teriyaki??

[crazykat]

Teriyaki

Would you rather have no computer or no phone?

[littlelou]

no phone. have a phone phobia

would you rather have a cat or a dog?

[crazykat]

Chicken

Would you rather eat birdseed or dogfood for the rest of your life?

[Heidi Tiger]

Birdseed! I like sunflower seeds anyhow.

Would you rather throw up from drinking at the end of an evening and be fine the next day, or not be sick but spend the next day feeling really hungoer?

[irkeninvader]

Throw up that evening and be fine the next day.

Would you rather be stranded in the desert or the arctic?

[Heidi Tiger]

Am I allowed to be a pedant and point out that the Artic actually is a desert :-P I'd rather be stuck there though.

Would you rather wear tights or stockings?

[Queen Crabbit]

Depends on the situation, but stockings as they're much sexier.

;)

Would you rather be hand-less or foot-less?

[Sometimes Crazy]

Footless - hands can be useful ;) Because I'm a pianist, obv.

Would you rather have none of your favourite food/drink for the rest of your life or no sex for the rest of your life?

[Pomegranate]

none of my favourite food/drink

Would you rather suck a lemon or eat a tea spoon of salt?

[phoenixflames_forever]

suck a lemon, i actually do that opitionally am the one that picks it out of drinks.

would you rather be called herman merman or sisquita dolvita ummmm

:)

[Margo]

the second one!

Would you rather keep me as your gimp or have me as your pimp?

[Queen Crabbit]

Have you as my Gimp.

Would you rather live in a cardboard box or live in a mansion with someone you CANNOT STAND tied to you 24/7?

[Margo]

Mansion

Would you rather drink a glass of your own wee each morning or have a lick of your own poo each morning?

[Queen Crabbit]

Drink my own wee.

Would you rather have really saggy boobs [as in, put your bra on before your knickers so you don't tuck them in] or no boobs at all?

[Mrs Sam]

no boobs at all!

would you rather only eat chocolate or never eat chocolate

[Lilmizrainbow]

Never eat chocolate, too much gives me migraines!!!
Haagen das or ben n jerrys???? (ice cream brands in case any deprived person hasnt tried any!!)

[irkeninvader]

Ben n Jerrys

Peanut butter or chocolate spread?

[Heidi Tiger]

Both together would be pretty awesome! though peaniut butter if I had to choose.


Blue cheese or non-blue cheese?

[Queen Crabbit]

Non-blue cheese.

Kissing and foreplay only, or penetrative sex only?

[Heidi Tiger]

Kissing and foreplay, penetrative sex wouldn't be so pleasurable if he just stick it in without any warming up!

A messy bedroom or a totally empty one?

[Queen Crabbit]

Messy, always!

Watch a sunset or a sunrise?

[crazykat]

Sunset

Would you rather have no knees or no elbows?

[Margo]

knees! Wanking would be impossible with no elbows!

Wanking or wanking?

[Queen Crabbit]

Wanking!!!

Having an orgasm every two seconds or having an orgasm every two months?

[Heidi Tiger]

I'm tempted to say every 2 seconds, but my god I'd end up worn out!

Would you rather cry everytime you have a drink or never cry for the rest of your life?

[Margo]

never cry

Would

[Queen Crabbit]

I would.

Would you, or wouldn't you?

[Casper_Fading]

wouldn't.


would you rather get a terrible haircut or a terrible permanent dye?

[Queen Crabbit]

Haircut, because at least I can go back the next day to somewhere different and get it sorted out/shave it off and get a wig.

Although if it was a terrible colour I'd just pre-lighten the hell out of it and colour it a dark colour.

Would you rather lose your sense of sight or hearing?

[Casper_Fading]

sight! Seeing eye dog!!!! couldn't handle never hearding music again.

would you rather break and arm or a leg?

[Margo]

leg cus i couldnt wank with a broken arm. Have a i mentioned wanking on this threadyet?

Would you rather i mention wanking repeatedly or just wank repeatedly?

[Queen Crabbit]

wank repeatedly.

once I've jumped in my beemer...

would you rather have sex with me or without me?

[Casper_Fading]

with you!!!!!


would you rather have a penut m&m shoved up your nose or up your bum?

[PropheticStar]

Bum.

Wouldn't want it to get caught on my nose stud.

Would you rather listen to metal or pop?

[Liar.]

but erin....you might LOSE it up your bum...

[PropheticStar]

It would get poo'd out sooner or later.

[Casper_Fading]

pop! (and oh dear... you're a dag lol)


would you rather text or msn?

[Queen Crabbit]

Txt, because I only go on MSN to speak to one person [that I end up being on the phone to for around an hour a day anyway].

Would you rather recieve a letter or an email?

[shadowedseraph]

letter although i'm better at replying to emails

would you rather sing or shout

[Margo]

SHOUT!

Would you rather look like Brad Pit or Johnny Depp

[Queen Crabbit]

Johnny Depp.

HUBBAHUBBA.

Would you rather have a TV and a mobile/cell phone, or a laptop/computer w/internet access?

[Margo]

laptop.

If you were on death row would you rather go via lethal injection or electrocution?

[Queen Crabbit]

Injection.

Would you rather be able to fly or be invisible?

[Margo]

Invisible fly!

would you rather marry a penguin or a bear?

[Queen Crabbit]

A bear I fink.

Would you rather be a spaz or a flid?

[Margo]

A spaz, cus you're a flid!

would you rather have smelly breath or BO?

[Queen Crabbit]

Smelly breath cos then I could chew gum, rather than using a lifetime's supply of deoderant in a month.

Would you rather have an infected swolen willy or no willy at all?

[Margo]

no willy, cus then i could be a lady and do different wanking.

would you rather eat plain crisps or salt and vinegar crisps

[Queen Crabbit]

Plain, always.

Chocolate cake or victoria sponge?

[Margo]

sponge!

France or spain?

[Queen Crabbit]

France, je pense - parce que je peux parler la langue.

To speak 5 languages basically [just enough to get by] or 1 fluently?

[PropheticStar]

Five basically. (Wouldn't matter who you spoke to, you could be foreign, and everyone know's foreign people are hot)

Would you rather headlice or crabs?

[Heidi Tiger]

headlice because you could get that off little kids as opposed to it meaning my partner was cheating on me!

Would you rather eat steak tartare or sashimi?

[PropheticStar]

Sashimi! Yum Yum. Sashimi salmon is the best!

Would you rather have dead straight hair or really curly hair?

[Casper_Fading]

curly cause you could always straighten it!


would you rather choc or vanilla icecream?

[Margo]

if its real vanilla then vanilla. If its Waitrose Choc fudge one then that one!

Would you rather eat a pickled onion or a pickled egg?


Oooh and raw tuna is best!!!

[Casper_Fading]

pickled onion... i LOVE pickled onion...


would you rather jelly beans or snakes?

[Margo]

OMG. Im addicted to jelly sweets but i love beans too. they have to be the proper ones and not the cheap crap you get from the market.

erm..........SNAKES!!!

fish and chips or burger and fries?

[Queen Crabbit]

Fish and chips. Unless it's Q burger!

Pasta or pizza?

[Casper_Fading]

Pasta!!! (wtf is a Q burger???)


coke or pepsi?

[Queen Crabbit]

Coke.

Q burger is the burger man that served burgers by my halls last year. They were ****ing ace.

Juice or squash?

[Margo]

juice

Q burger is probably the most awful burger i have ever had. Processed lips and eyelids in a bun. GROSS!

Nice SMile or nice eyes?

[Queen Crabbit]

Nice eyes. You can get lost in the right person's eyes.

Q burger is great! But then I've only had it when I've been completely pissed [and you made a big mistake by having bacon in it].

Good body or good face?

[Margo]

face

false teeth or false boobs?

[Heidi Tiger]

Good face, you can always work to improve the body!

Would you rather go to India or America?

[Amaryllis]

India! I'm already in america.

Hot or Cold?

[Sometimes Crazy]

I like hot drinks but cold weather. =\ Erm. Cold!

Would you rather me steal you or you steal me? =P

[Amaryllis]

I'd steal you!

Glasses or mugs?

[Casper_Fading]

mugs for hot and glass for cold!!!!


scissors or paperclips?

[CaiteeBug]

Scissors.

Naked mud wresting or naked jello wresting?

[Casper_Fading]

i'd actually meant to write staples... but i was looking at the scissors on my desk when i said it >.< dammit!

mud wrestling FTW!

radio or tele?

[Amaryllis]

Radio.

Long or short hair?

[Bwana]

long, it looks better with the shape of my face

would you rather have no legs or no arms?

[shadowedseraph]

legs

would you rather have a book or a magazine

[PropheticStar]

Book, I hate magazines.

Tickled or pinched?

[crazykat]

Pinched

Have telemarketers call you every minute or have pop-ups cover your computer screen every time you log on?

[Margo]

Pop ups (one may be a nakey ladeeeey)

Shoes or bare feet?

[Queen Crabbit]

Bare feet, unless walking over fragments of glass.

Hair so long it was dragging all over the floor [no you're not allowed to tie it up or cut it] or bald?

[crazykat]

Hair really long

Would you rather have cold hands or cold feet?

[shadowedseraph]

cold feet

marriage or becoming a nun/priest?

[Margo]

nun

eating one gram of ear wax or one gram of bogey?

[shadowedseraph]

bogey

spit or swallow?

[Margo]

swallow

Bacon snadwich or sausage sandwich?

[Queen Crabbit]

Bacon.

Although I don't eat pigs. Poor oinkers.

Bear suit or pig suit?

[shadowedseraph]

Bear! *giggles*

Kareoke or Charades?

[Queen Crabbit]

As anyone who has ever heard me sing will testify: Charades.

Sofa or chair?

[Heidi Tiger]

Sofa


A friend who always turns up early or one who turns up consistantly an hour and a half late?

[Queen Crabbit]

Early, because I'm always the late one!

Trashy TV or a trashy book OR a trashy magasine?