Life is seriously out to frame me...

[PropheticStar]

as a smutty person.

I was watching this Home Renovation show last night. It has two gay guys in it, they do over peoples houses, etc, you know the drill.

Anyway, i was sitting with my uncle on the couch watching this show. Rolling my eyes "that yellow is gaudy" when...

One of the lovely gay guys was talking about some improvements he made for the families pets, namely, their four cats.

"I've made this special room for them to go to the toilet in, so it doesnt make the whole place smell. And look, i even installed a pussy flap..."

i cracked up laughing. I couldnt help it. My uncles hides his own smirks and tells me to stop being dirty.

Theres smut all around me, i just cant escape it.

[*Stars_above*]

omg how funny.. lol... XXXX

[DUNFERMLINEBOY]

What you like Erin? Was it the two Scottish Guys Colin and Justin? Please don't tell me that we've exported those two to ya!!!!!

[sparklyshoes]

hehehehehehe Erin you naughty gal! Wouldn't ever find any of us doing the same thing at all? Everything in our lectures has some sort of sexual innuendo (or "in- your-endo" my mate calls it!) what is life without smut? x

[PropheticStar]

What you like Erin? Was it the two Scottish Guys Colin and Justin? Please don't tell me that we've exported those two to ya!!!!!

I think so. They were doing a renovation on some Canadian family's house, but yeah, I think they sounded Scottish. It was on pay TV though.


hehehehehehe Erin you naughty gal! Wouldn't ever find any of us doing the same thing at all? Everything in our lectures has some sort of sexual innuendo (or "in- your-endo" my mate calls it!) what is life without smut? x

Hahahahaha, The Todd. Scrubs "In your end oh" one of my favourite things to say. Brilliant!

[DUNFERMLINEBOY]

Hell Erin I feel ashamed for the Scottish Nation!!!! Well if it's any consolation , with those two that would've been exactly the type of thought that they had intended to put in your head!!!

I won't tell you some of the other stuff that they've done because i'd be kicked off for being pornographic (well maybey not quite that bad)

But they're mainstream tv here and they have done some worthwhile projects like turning round the fortunes of a slum housing estates!!!

[sparklyshoes]

I love the dark haired one he is just so cuddly. I want him as a pet. The other one is too sensible and mardy.

[PropheticStar]

You, my dear, come to me. I will give you all the flap servicing you require :)

[effervescence]

thats freakin funny tho. its what makes life fun :p

[PropheticStar]

Yeah, but everyone thinks I'M the smutty one, but im innocent, i swear!!!! Its life trying to get me in trouble *puppy dog eyes*

[Abintra]

yes blame the world all you like but you and me know better

[PropheticStar]

Shurrup :p

Im sure i have all these vets fooled into thinking im sweet and innocent :D

[Kangaroo]

that is seriously amusing

[Bitter_Angel]

Of course your nt smuty Erin. and yes everyone on vets believes that dear. *pets*

[sparklyshoes]

Shurrup :p

Im sure i have all these vets fooled into thinking im sweet and innocent :D

hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha hahahahah

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:woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot: :woot:

You weren't being serious there were you? :notsure:

[whoops]

I just spat out my cigarette, and half-choked in the process.

Pussy flaps. Wonderful!

*refrains from commenting on the diverting projects that may be embarked upon with a nice pair of flaps and simple needle and thread*

Where do I go to get a flap installation?



NEEDLE AND THREAD???:blink: :confused: :crying:

keep your needle and thread away from me...:confused: :confused:

[Voldemort]

Yeah, it's everywhere else that's the problem...:whistling:

[Health hazard]

hahaha... that is awesome, it's possibly the first thing that has made me crack up all day :p

x x x

[PropheticStar]

Are you saying butter melts in my fish taco?

[Pomegranate]

I just nearly choked on chocolate! Ahaha....and yes Erin...it is all one huge conspiracy....the smut spreaders are everywhere!

[PropheticStar]

i knew it!

see, I'M the victim in all this. >.>

[cakeybites]

hahahahahahaha!!

that is sooo funny!!

*knows erin would never ever be smutty*

[black_sheep]

Pussy Flaps! oh my lord! *falls off chair*

[DUNFERMLINEBOY]

miaow

[Casper_Fading]

Erin... you create your own smut! You're doomed to live in a smut filled world *giggles madly*

[PropheticStar]

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

tis

DOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOM

[PropheticStar]

It would be a world without you, my dear Ween, and that is the sadest thing I can think of :(